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Not the best way to start a season.
Part of Season: 9
Episode Number: 1
Air Date: April 9, 2005
Writer: Trey Parker
Director: Trey Parker
Previous episode: Woodland Critter Christmas
Next episode: Die Hippie, Die

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina is the season 9 premiere of South Park. The episode first aired on April 9, 2005.


Garrison gets a sex change and his balls are removed, while Kyle becomes black in order to play basketball.

Why it Sucks

  1. Most of the jokes fall flat or are either stupid, for example Kyle's father gets a cosmetic surgery and becomes a dolphin.
  2. The GYM teacher is unlikable, he doesn't let Kyle play basktball, also he tells him that Jews can't play Basketball, which forced Kyle to have a cosmetic surgery to become tall and black.
  3. The're are some downright disgusting or otherwise disturbing clips for example when the doctor cuts of Garrison's penis and when Kyle's legs fall apart, the former of which uses footage of a real-life surgery.
  4. The doctor used Garrison's testicles for Kyle's knees which is stupid.
  5. Kyle's design while black looks ugly and hideous, the same goes for his father as a dolphin.
  6. Stupid ending.
  7. It also feels an insult to trans gender people, due to portraying them as stupid.
  8. Despite the fact, he wanted cosmetic surgery, Garrison then decides to get his testicles back, because he revealed that he can't have a period since he wasn't born as a woman, which is stupid.



Mr. Dready

12 days ago
Score 0
This episode made me (almost) throw up.


12 days ago
Score 1
I'm glad as hell that Mr. Garrison went back to being a man in the later seasons...

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