Boku no Pico

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Boku no Pico
The worst thing ever.jpg
Before Cuties, there was this.
Genre: Shotacon
Yaoi
Hentai
Running Time: 30-38 minutes
Country: Japan
Release Date: September 7, 2006 - October 9, 2008
Created by: Natural High
Seasons: 1
Episodes: 3


Boku no Pico (ぼくのぴこ Boku no Piko, lit. My Pico) is a Japanese series of adult shotacon anime OVAs produced by Natural High. The producer has described it as "the world's first Shotacon (lolicon, but with the boys being the underages) anime".

Why It Sucks

  1. First off, it promotes child porn and pedophilia. And no, the information on the top at the beginning of all 3 episodes stating that "The aarinfantasy team does not in any way support or condone illicit relations with minors, nor the distribution of child pornography. We encourage viewers to accept this animated piece purely as artistic expression." does not excuse this.
  2. The sex scenes are extremely disturbing and intensely graphic that even homosexual people or people with strong stomachs can't handle them.
  3. There are a lot of unrealistic/inaccurate portrayals of homosexual sex.
  4. VERY unlikable characters, especially Pico himself.
  5. Any person Pico meets, he does sexual activities with them and teaches it to other people. This is very depraved thing human being could write.
  6. The three main characters know many sexual positions, even if they shouldn't at that age. Do parental internet filters not exist in this world or is anime obviously set in 1960-1980s when the internet didn't existed yet?
  7. Disgusting overuse of nudity in the characters, especially from Pico himself.
  8. No character development whatsoever.
  9. The main opening is terrible, mainly due to the terrible singing.
  10. In the first episode, an older man, Mokkun, has sex with Pico, which is extremely brutal and disgusting. This is also considered pedophilia.
  11. The ending is terrible due to the fact that at the end of the series, Pico tells the audience that he hopes to see them again after he had sex with the other characters.
  12. Pico is an extremely unlikeable protagonist because he's a sex-crazed person who wants to have sex with everyone that he meets and experiments with cross-dressing, not that he's hateful, you just might find it difficult to like him with short blond hair and green eyes. You know that your protagonist is a pervert when Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy comes off as more abstinent, as he actually has lines he won't cross, while Pico would probably have sex with anything that moves if he could.
  13. The voice acting is so horrendous that it makes the English dub of Mega Man X7 a masterpiece.
  14. In the second episode, Pico and Chico secretly watch Chico's sister masturbating using a banana for a dildo, which is creepy and disturbing as hell.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Very decent animation.
  2. The penises are censored because Japan's laws mandates censorship of genitals.
  3. The characters (while unlikable) are very cute.
  4. Luckily, it only lasted 3 episodes.

Reception

This anime has been critically panned by anime fans and in general, people alike. It is considered to be the worst anime ever made. It's considered so terrible that trolls use this anime as a trolling device saying that "this anime is good" just to get other people's reactions. Countless amounts of reaction videos were posted on YouTube (including from PewDiePie and Emer Prevost) and internet memes were posted just to express how disgusted those people were when watching the anime.

One of the audience reactions, Don't Watch an Anime Called Boku video also gave birth to the Internet meme "YOOOOOO!", after the original comment was dubbed by an anonymous website user. It become so widespread that even Japanese Internet users had known that.

Because of it getting panned, the show was cancelled after three episodes.

Comments


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Maxkatzur

25 months ago
Score 15
I regret everything. I regret watching this pedophiliac abomination. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
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Maxkatzur

19 months ago
Score 11
Even PewDiePie watched and hates this. I hate child porn, and no one likes child pornography, especially on furry and anime communities.
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AmberLovesEverything

6 months ago
Score 3

Okay I know it's Gross, but I wouldn't be watching myself.

🤢🤮🤮🤮
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NintendoFan36064

24 months ago
Score 10
I bet nobody enjoyed the terrible anime.
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AlreadyInUse

23 months ago
Score 5
Who would like this
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Maxkatzur

23 months ago
Score 4
No one. Not even non-anime fans.
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MJ2009

22 months ago
Score 10
Pedophillac and Perverted People.
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Maxkatzur

20 months ago
Score 2
MJ, you have the point.
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Trashanimal

8 months ago
Score 3
As a Vyonder would say, "Do you know who likes this show? All baby show characters." This is just a joke btw.
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TigerAndFriends11

16 days ago
Score 0
MJ has a point
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EijiZeBoi

22 months ago
Score 24
I don't think even a gay person can handle this anime.
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Grust

21 months ago
Score 9
I'm bi and there's no way in Hell you'll make me watch this.
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Se

22 months ago
Score 6
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS! THIS IS THE MOST WRETCHED ANIME EVER!
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Pacsonic9000

22 months ago
Score 5
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Eric Cartman 2001

21 months ago
Score 8
That freak tried to ruin ice cream for me.
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Paprika

21 months ago
Score 6
Dude, he tried to ruin ice cream for all of us.
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Mickey Mouse

18 months ago
Score 4

The scene where Chico's sister masturbates with a banana ruined bananas for me!

(Insert scream from "These Are Pretty Cool Bananas")
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ItMeansNothing

21 months ago
Score 8
Don't watch an anime called "Boku". Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels. Yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fuck.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE N*GGAS...YOOOOOOO....... THOSE N*GGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT N*GGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........ IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE N*GGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. AND COCO WAS HIS NAME N*GGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN N*GGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT N*GGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU N*GGAS!
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Pacsonic9000

20 months ago
Score 3
The only good anime with boku is Boku No Hero Academia.
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Ramadhan1a

20 months ago
Score 2
Nope Boku Ni Pico Academia is better XD.
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Jclem05

5 months ago
Score 1
That's a meme, isn't it?
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Jclem05

5 months ago
Score 1
Boku no Hiro Akademia
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Hookuai

20 months ago
Score 4
How come Pico isn't in loathsome characters?
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The Adaptation Expert

one month ago
Score 0
He is now
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EijiZeBoi

18 months ago
Score 26

Boku No Pico Academia

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Mickey Mouse

18 months ago
Score 3
Damn, the image looks like it got a lot of effort put into it, I thought it was going to be a horrible imge
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SuperStreetKombat

5 months ago
Score 1
I can't unsee that now. Good editing, BTW.
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SquidwardTentacles

17 months ago
Score 2
It's considered the worst anime of all time ? Call that an achievement !
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BNSF1995

17 months ago
Score 3
Don't let your kids watch it!
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Pacsonic9000

17 months ago
Score 1

Somebody: Watching it. Also somebody: Watching IzuOcha Hentai

FBI: Bang Bang Bang "FBI OPEN UP!"

FBI: Breaks in and arrests me and put me in prison for life.
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Brownie the Quincy Elf

14 months ago
Score 0
This is cringe
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EijiZeBoi

14 months ago
Score 2
If this anime is what Satan masturbates to, then I don't wanna go to hell.
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PerryPikaplush

14 months ago
Score 0
Neither do i
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EijiZeBoi

14 months ago
Score 4
Boku no Pico de gallo burrito with a hard shell tortilla
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Portrock1566

12 months ago
Score 3
I don't understand how can anyone accept this immoral piece of work. "It's fiction" doesn't justify anything. Child porn real or not is illegal in almost all countries. I'm glad that United States which is my country is at least harsher towards pedophiles than Japan despite lagging in various metrics compared to other countries.
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Jclem05

6 months ago
Score 1
It is also my country.
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Tallryie

12 months ago
Score 1
Abandon all hope, ye who watch this.....
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LeroyManTheFirst

12 months ago
Score 1
AAAAAAAAGH!! MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!
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Rockman138

11 months ago
Score 1
Never will I give this a chance.
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Skyisgreyish

10 months ago
Score 1
I have heard of this anime from Template:Crappy when one of characters ,1chi made reference to it.
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Skyisgreyish

10 months ago
Score 1
At first I had no idea what was that, I'm serious, so searched it up and found this.
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Eric Cartman 2001

10 months ago
Score 0
Ewwwwww Gimme the bleach
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Crs3011

9 months ago
Score 0
I thought NSFW was not allowed on this wiki
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Sarah davis

2 months ago
Score 1
i think they mean that we cant post nsfw/nsfl photos here since it’s disgusting
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Snesboy12

9 months ago
Score 8
Hey look, it's Cuties: Anime Edition.
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Snesboy12

9 months ago
Score 1
Just reading about this show makes me sick.
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Rendy4ever

8 months ago
Score 1
what's worse? this Anime, or 2g1c?
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Trashanimal

8 months ago
Score 6
Boku no Cuties
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Jclem05

5 months ago
Score 1
Boku no Pico (along with Eiken) are the anime versions of cuties!
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Jclem05

5 months ago
Score 1
Boku no Mignonnes
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Declan Kearns

7 months ago
Score 3
The Cuties of Anime shows.
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MrAnonymous

6 months ago
Score 0

(The hand from nana825763's "none" appears and covers the poster of this anime)


NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
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Jclem05

6 months ago
Score 4
Why does Pico look like a girl (or is that Pico?)?
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Rendy4ever

4 months ago
Score 1
that is pico.
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Jclem05

6 months ago
Score 5
F*cku no Pedo.
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Acapal8893

6 months ago
Score 4

MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY'RE ON FIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kamenriderfan34

4 months ago
Score 1
Or cuties is the boku no pico of the movie industry
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USDM420X

4 months ago
Score 1
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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No bias

4 months ago
Score 0

So Cuties is basically the Boku no Pico of Netflix?

DISGUSTING!!!!!
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Triggeredrepatillo

4 months ago
Score 0
hey look! cuties anime prelude
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Yoshi and Tails Fanboy 130

4 months ago
Score 2
Some guy on a Discord server told me about this, and my gosh this sounds disgusting! I’d even watch Dora the Explorer over this disgusting piece of garbage.
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ChrisTheMan36

3 months ago
Score 1
Just by looking at it, it tells me that I ain't watching this
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Fortdicted

3 months ago
Score 1
Cuties if it's an anime.
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The Adaptation Expert

3 months ago
Score 0
I would be horrified to death if the director of the french kids film that we must not speak of made this abomination into a live action.
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JuliatheMayatheBeeandAikatsuLover

3 months ago
Score 1
I hate Boku no Pico because my eyes are burn.
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AzarathNeoWarrior

3 months ago
Score 1
This is weird.
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LifeWasGoodOnHotdogStand

3 months ago
Score -1
boku no pico is best anime
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No bias

3 months ago
Score 2

Imagine someone saying I like this anime.

(Not me)
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Jamie G.

3 months ago
Score 2
I can tell it's a piece of cummy shit just by looking at the title
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ChuckyEleven

3 months ago
Score 2
The Cuties of Anime. I'll be dead if i ever watched this pedobait of an anime
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UndertaleGamer1000

3 months ago
Score 0
Thankfully, only three episodes were made, making it mercifully short.
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UndertaleGamer1000

3 months ago
Score 0
Also this show sucks big time!
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Jeva

2 months ago
Score 4
This must be Satan’s favorite anime.
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JustSomeMan

2 months ago
Score 2
Just wait until Tom Fulp´s Pico finds out about this...
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BrutalFlare6

2 months ago
Score 2
That will be quite a bad idea.
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Sarah davis

2 months ago
Score 4
Does anyone else wanna travel to an alternative universe where this show and cuties dont exist
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Asexual King Dice

2 months ago
Score 1
I want to do that

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