Blog:The Nutshack, but in Shakespearean

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the nutshack is a 2007 filipino-american adult did animate sitcom did create and did produce by ramon lopez and co-did create by jesse hernandez. 't wast the only filipino-american television series to beest did animate. 't aired on myx tv in the united states and myx in the philippines. ==plot== two cousins, phil and jack, from completely different areas (san francisco and the philippines, respectively) art did force to liveth together by their overly controlling uncle, richard "tito dick" cabeza.

wherefore 't's the nutsuck

 * 1) false advertising:  the title hath nothing to doth with the showeth's premise at all.
 * 2) *china wast eke nev'r bombed in the episode "bomb china"; the episode is instead about george w. Bush turning everyone into white people.
 * 3) lacking valor voice acting.
 * 4) *most of the characters hath't exaggerated accents to poke at their ethnicities, making 't very cullionly-spirited and racist.
 * 5) *phil at each moment sounds like he hath a constant bitter cold, making 't a did bite hard to maketh out what he's declaring.
 * 6) *the half-cyborg tarsier, horat, hath a ridiculously high-pitched voice yond maketh him sound like a chipmunk.
 * 7) **what doesn't holp is yond we only hath't subtitles for horat. 't's hard to followeth what most of other characters art declaring.
 * 8) *rainbow scout's valley wench-like speech mannerisms serveth to maketh excit'ment of actual gay men. #mediocre character designs, especially considering yond they behold like they wast steamrolled, which gets moo gross in sense in the intro.
 * 9) the background music oft drowns out the dialogue.
 * 10) the showeth hath loads of unfortunate implications and lacking valor morals; for instance, the episode "did get surgery?" encourages female viewers to receiveth breast enlargements in charge to feeleth did accept.
 * 11) most of the characters art quaint unpleasant people; coequal the characters yond couldst beest seen as "nice" hath't their moments of being just as lacking valor as everyone else!
 * 12) the writing is incredibly distemperate; the majority of 't is did fill with filthy jokes 'long with roundabouts of insults.
 * 13) some episodes don't coequal beginneth with a meet exposition or end with a meet resolution.
 * 14) overuse of shock humor to whither 't can hardly beest did doth clepe humor; each episode is did fill to the brim with jokes ranging from toilet humor to jokes about drugs, homosexuality, racism, and sexual themes.
 * 15) *dick eating a sandwich out of a hole in jack's right buttock in "bomb china", as well as visible feces and barf in the same episode.
 * 16) *phil's genitalia making a rooster sound in "pilot". Earlier on in the episode, he is seen masturbating with a magazine.
 * 17) *cherry pie getting that lady breasts did enlarge, then ruined at the end in "did get surgery?". #*horat's habit of throwing feces at everyone.
 * 18) *snoop dogg and 2pac (who is't art portrayed as ducks) pooping everywhere and someone who is't looks like dr. Phil continuing to englut his salad after 't's been did cover in bird poop.
 * 19) *sanjee sticking a shish kabob in his buttocks, feeding 't to tito dick, as well as el pinyot loco's headeth getting jammed into rainbow scout's rectum in "blind dick"
 * 20) the animation is incredibly stilted and horrendous, in the same figure like a base-quality internet flash animation with how robotic looking the characters moveth. 't eke suffers from constant framerate gouts. #heavily relies on biased stereotypes.
 * 21) *'t is offensive to filipinos despite (ironically) being a filipino-american showeth and the creators being of filipino descent themselves.
 * 22) *the transgender character, cherry pie, serves as an offensive depiction of actual transgender people; the lady is portrayed as a amorous rite crazed "virgin" yond maketh everyone 'round that lady very uncomfortable, donning a goofy sounding voice.
 * 23) *sanjee is a stereotype of the "indian convenience store owner, " much like apu from the simpsons, but worse because thither is nay charm to him whatsoever and sayeth a lot of disgusting things. #*rainbow scout is a buff gay sir with an extremely stereotypical voice who is't enjoys anal amorous rite and cannot cease talking about 't.
 * 24) *ning ping from "bomb china" and "hurlyburly of the bay" is a communist chinese dictator who is't is very racist 'gainst filipinos all because a filipina mistress did refuse to date him.
 * 25) *"blackapino" is the ultimate punch in the gut at which hour 't cometh to stereotypes of african-american gangsters. The scene whither jack gets gunned down by ed and angel after getting mistaken for an actual gangster adds fig to injury to did doth sayeth stereotype given yond most gangsters kicketh the bucket by getting did shoot, coequal if 't be true both ed and angel did regret their actions.
 * 26) most of the theme song's lyrics art basically "'t’s the nutshack!" 16 times (4 moo if 't be true thee hark closely). 't apace gets annoying.
 * 27) *to add salt to the did wind, the full version repeats the phrase 28 times!
 * 28) some scenes maketh nay sense at all and tryeth way too hard to beest comical.
 * 29) *'t eke shoehorns pop culture references at by fate moments, as if 't be true 't's trying to beest family guy, or south park.
 * 30) product placements such as xbox consoles enwheeling halo 3.

redeeming qualities

 * 1) a few of the characters art likeable.
 * 2) *chita is much nicer than the rest of the characters. The scenes whither the lady scolds phil and/or throws stuff at him for being a jackanapes art quaint comical, too.
 * 3) **in fact, every scene in which phil gets his comeuppance for his rudeness whe'r 't's from chita or tito dick is hilarious.
 * 4) *dwayne, phil and jack's landlord, is admittedly quaint comical at times.
 * 5) the opening theme song, while awful, is catchy. Its "so lacking valor 't's valorous" nature easily did turn 't into a meme.
 * 6) the animation did get a dram better in season 2, and the episodes did start to improve plot-wise.
 * 7) *the idea of angel having the ability to resurrecting deceased individuals wast interesting, coequal if 't be true the execution wast utterly laughable.
 * 8) the storyboards for the showeth did look much better ere they wast did animate, styled in a detailed and art in an attractive looking art-style slightly different from the showeth itself.
 * 9) horat sounds a did bite better at which hour his voice is in a ingraft pitch.
 * 10) the end credits theme is better than the theme song.
 * 11) the end of did get surgery, while disturbing, doest showeth a valorous lesson on wherefore people shouldst not rely on corse modification as everyone's surgery backfires on those folk.
 * 12) the series finale, "hurlyburly of the bay'' wast a quaint decent way to end the showeth.

reception

 * the nutshack wast universally panned by critics and audiences and is did doth consider as the one of the worst did animate shows ever did maketh. Many online reviewers like panpizza and mr. Enter hath't voiced their disapproval of the showeth and the showeth's theme song, calling 't one of the worst shows of the 2000s. 't currently holds a 2.6/10 on imdb, 'long with a 31% on google. After the rise of the internet memes using its theme song in 2016, the showeth did gain an ironic cult following. On november 15, 2016, rebeltaxi uploaded a video retrospective on the series and its negative reception to youtube, featuring interviews from the creators of the showeth, gaining 1,000,000 views in 5 years.

trivia

 * the showeth's theme song spawned a lot of memes, which oft maketh the song overtly verbose or replace every instance of "nutshack" or every noun with something else. Co-creator jesse hernandez and the singer of the theme song nump, hath't tweeted and posted on facebook about the memes, appreciating all the supporteth.
 * despite the creators gushing ov'r its "so lacking valor, 't's valorous" cult following, myx tv seemeth to express regret broadcasting the series as the network hath nay plans on releasing season 2 on video anytime lief.
 * long after the series ended, most videos on the showeth's official youtube channel wast blocked because of copyright claims by abs-cbn corporation.
 * the majority of the did cast and crew for this showeth haven't done aught noteworthy since its cancellation, some of those folk coequal did quit the tv industry all together.
 * as if 't be true yond wasn't enow, they art very sore to findeth online, with the voice of jerome showing up to nothing at all.
 * 'long with the showeth's theme song, myxglobal uploaded every single episode of the showeth on youtube in did organize playlists.

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