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Starch Brotherhood Episodes (Blog Posts)
'''NOTE: Please do not make these episodes as a blog until it is finished. The only reason why they are here is because of the announcement on June 13, 2022, saying that is a blog is unfinished, it will most likely get deleted.'''

CountryHumans: The Series
CountryHumans: The Series is an American-Russian adult animated series based on the infamous Countryhumans: The Musical. The series premiered on TBA on September 9, 2024.

Plot
This shows takes place after the events from Countryhumans: The Musical. Most Countryhumans were mad after the terrible musical but later, they could do something else, which is comedy and slice of life

Why It Sucks

 * 1) To get the elephant out of the room: An idea of making a series based on Countryhumans: The Musical is a terrible idea, considering the film received negative feedback from fans and audiences, although it was praised by critics. Not only that, but the film completely destroyed Sony Pictures Releasing and Netflix's reputation.
 * 2) *Countryhumans: The Musical was infamous for its unacceptable nudity, altogether it is not as extreme as the U Got 45'd, but still.
 * 3) *There is no reason for the film to have its own show anyways, considering that the film had major problems, minors doing sexual positions, etc, and low ratings on sites such as IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
 * 4) Unoriginal, random and stupid writing, which can cause rehashes episodes.
 * 5) *"The iPhone Heist" is a bland rip-off of "iPhone Heist" from Starch Brotherhood: The Series. Here, Russia and the USA look for iPhones. And in "iPhone Heist" from Starch Brotherhood: The Series, South Korea looks for iPhones, which is the same plot, but with different characters.
 * 6) *"Not All Countryhumans Go to Heaven" is a rip-off of "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven" from Family Guy and "Not All Countryballs Go to Heaven" from Starch Brotherhood: The Series yet again.
 * 7) *"Shitty Day Dinners" is a rip off of "Sunny Day Dinners" from My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale.
 * 8) *"Russia's Fancy New Vagina" is a rip off off "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" from South Park.
 * 9) Almost all of the Countryhumans remain their personalities from the film.
 * 10) *The United States, for some reason, is now a male in this series, despite being a female in the film. He is also homophonic now.

Countryballs: Lost Power (Fake)
Countryballs: Lost Power is an 2014 American web series created by YourAlaskanPolandball Studios (formerly named Alaskan Studios until 2016). It premiered on YouTube on January 1st, 2014.

Plot
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Why It Lost Its Power

 * 1) Misleading title: The name "Countryballs: Lost Power" will make people think the series wil be about the characters looking for their lost power, but it's false. In fact, it has nothing to do with the show at all.
 * 2) *In "Bomb Britain", The United Kingdom wasn't actually bombed in the episode. It is just the United States and Poland teaching terrorism.
 * 3) It is basically a poor man's version of Tomorrow's Pioneers, as it uses the same exact formula as this show, but more extreme.
 * 4) Terrible voice acting from YourAlaskanPolandball Studios.
 * 5) *Some of the characters sound the same!
 * 6) **Poland and Italy sound the exact same.
 * 7) *It doesn't help the fact that the voice acting haven't improved, even after 8 years! Also, other Polandball YouTubers (Such as Art's Animations) have better voice acting than him.
 * 8) Quantity over Quality: Similar to Teen Titans Go! and Toddlers and Tiaras, despite the show being hated, it ran for 8 years and there is 12 seasons and 784 episodes!