Blog:NicoleHub (The Ness and Alisa Funtime Show) (Fake Episode of Fake Spinoff Collab)

NicoleHub is an episode from the fourth season of  The Ness and Alisa Funtime Show.

Plot
Seeking revenge on her over the past days, Darkos sneaks to the mansion to harass Nicole by asking her for her nudes, and leaking them on the big screen on TV, which not only caused outrage in the mansion, but also caused her husband, Richard, to ask questionable statements about his wife.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) To start off the list, the episode is infamous for being nothing but 22 minutes of Nicole Watterson torture porn, Assuming that she is treated like a punching bag in most of the episode.
 * 2) Executive Meddling: It was originally going to be a The Crazy-Ass Group Show episode instead of The Ness and Alisa Funtime Show
 * 3) Most of the characters are ether horribly written and/or unlikable, as they never get punished (with the Exception of Darkos, The Black Mamba Dancers, and Positions P4) for their actions, the worst offenders being Darkos himself, Lilith Aensland, The Black Mamba Dancers, Positions P4, Anna Williams, Isabela Madrigal, Raya, Hwang Sung Kyung, Shang Tsung, and Cassandra Alexandra being the worst offenders.
 * 4) *Darkos is a complete jerk to Nicole, as he wants to leak nudes and pornography of her on social media platforms, not to mention he would throw items at people when he gets called out.
 * 5) *Lilith Aensland is such a whiny spoiled brat, as she defends Darkos every time he is called out, agreed on Nicole doing sexual acts, and when things don't get her way, she throws a tantrum like a baby.
 * 6) *The Black Mamba Dancers are nothing but fetish retardant, as they are want Nicole to do such to them.
 * 7) **P1 wants her to gain more weight.
 * 8) **P2 wants her to get brutally hurt and beat up.
 * 9) **P3 wants her to become a blueberry.
 * 10) *The infamous scene where Positions P4 tickles Nicole with a tickle machine, in a similar fashion to the Luigi tickle scene from The Super Mario Bros Super Show episode, "Court Koopa".
 * 11) *The scene where Raya makes a petition for Nicole to become a porn star, with Hwang Sung Kyung and Shang Tsung nodding in agreement.
 * 12) *Speaking of Hwang Sung Kyung and Shang Tsung, the former wants Nicole to take all of her clothes off for him, while the latter take pictures of Nicole's feet. Making them perverted.
 * 13) *Isabela Madrigal promotes porn on the Internet out of Nicole.
 * 14) *Cassandra Alexandra and Anna Williams whines for Nicole to wear a playboy bunny suit and visit a strip club with them.
 * 15) The running gag of Darkos asking Nicole to leak her nudes on Social media is just really disturbing.
 * 16) Overall, many of the characters' actions range from being really bad to FLAT-OUT malevolent and irredeemable, Including:
 * 17) *The infamous scene where Darkos shows the pornographic video he made of Nicole to the entire mansion, and even calls Prince Poo out when he did nothing bad at all. Just look at Loona's face! In fact, this also caused Alisa to slap him in the face, not only that, but it also caused Richard Watterson to say "What the fuck, why would you do this to my wife?".
 * 18) *As already mentioned, the scene where Positions P4 tickles Nicole with a tickle machine using feathers.
 * 19) *Shang Tsung taking pictures of Nicole's feet and sending them to Discord.
 * 20) *Hwang Sung Kyung groping Nicole while she was about to go swimming in the Mansion's pool. Which caused him to get called out by Ness.
 * 21) *Pokey Minch, Nick Wilde, and Captain Falcon attempt to touch Nicole's privates, which thankfully fails.
 * 22) *Bloo and Richard Watterson arguing over a picture of Nicole's butt.
 * 23) *Black Mamba P1 giving Nicole 12 hamburgers from McDonald's, which is too unhealthy.
 * 24) *Raya and Isabela Madrigal searching up Nicole Watterson porn on Google, as they masturbate and erotically moan to it.
 * 25) *Lilith Aensland beating up Gumball, which caused her to get slapped in the face by Rosalina.
 * 26) *A deleted scene where Black Mamba P2 salutes on Biatches on Vyond.
 * 27) **Fortunately though, the scene never made it to the finished product.
 * 28) As usual, there are some pointless filler scenes that are put nothing more than to pad out the Runtime.
 * 29) *Perfect Peter and D.Va leading an anti meat protest.
 * 30) *Alastor and Randy Marsh driving an ice cream truck.
 * 31) *Paula Jones-Polestar taking a COVID-19 vaccine.
 * 32) *Mario and Luigi making a edit of a Cannoli and posting it onto YouTube.
 * 33) *Ness, Alisa, Chun-Li, and Baby Bonnie Hood ordering Sno cones for them.
 * 34) *Loona and Kat playing Trivia Crack on their phones.
 * 35) *Princess Peach making Latte art.
 * 36) *Bomb having oral sex with Agnes
 * 37) *Mira and Rakel Colt fighting over if they want to go to a K-Pop store or a Antique store.
 * 38) The scene where Asuka Kazama and Lili De Rochefort argue at a Dairy Queen over sundaes, while a nice callback to where they come from, was really stupid.
 * 39) Overall, aside from Darkos, The Black Mamba Dancers, and Positions P4, none of the characters get comeuppance for their actions, following the horrible things they done. Making them Karma Houdinis.
 * 40) Half Bad Ending: Ness realizes that he found a picture of Nicole's panty shot near the front door, which is just awful. Then, he ends up looking disgusted.

Redeeming Qualites

 * 1) Nicole Watterson, Richard Watterson, Gumball Watterson, Mickey Mouse, Prince Poo, Fang, Rosalina, Cherry Cookie, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Katarina Alves, Josie Rizal, Princess Zelda, Anahit, Rakel Colt, Ahri, Dolores Madrigal, Camilo Madrigal, and Alice (Alice In Wonderland) are still likable.
 * 2) *Despite them not having their original personalities, Ness, Alisa, Chun-Li, Baby Bonnie Hood, Felicia, Hsien-Ko, Mario, Luigi, Alastor, Randy Marsh, Mira, Peach, Loona, Kat, and Paula Jones-Polestar are also alright.
 * 3) Half Good Ending: Some of the unlikable characters finally get the karma they deserved.
 * 4) *Darkos does not only get banned from the mansion, or the city of Miami, but the entire state of Florida.
 * 5) *The Black Mamba Dancers get deported to the Solomon Islands.
 * 6) *Positions P4 got arrested for sexual harassment.

Trivia

 * The episode got banned in Armenia due to the scene where Darkos shows the video he made of Nicole to everyone in the mansion.
 * The scene where Asuka Kazama and Lili De Rochefort argue over sundaes at Diary Queen became a popular internet meme, especially in the Tekken community.
 * This is one of the only episodes where Ness' outfit is different. He is wearing a black colored Mr Saturn T-shirt with dark purple shorts and a purple hat (which is one of his Super Smash Bros. alt costumes), as opposed to his usual blue striped yellow shirt, with blue shorts and red hat.
 * The scenes where Darkos asks Nicole for her nudes and the scene where he shows the video he made of her in the mansion was cut in International airings as requested by Nicole's voice actor, Teresa Gallagher.
 * As already mentioned, there is a deleted scene where Black Mamba P3 salutes on Biatches on Vyond.
 * The title is different in certain countries.
 * นิโคลมีเซ็กส์ที่ยอดเยี่ยม! (Thai)/ Nicole Has Great Sex!
 * Никол улази у дубок секс са Даркосом (Serbian)/Nicole Engages in Deep Sex with Darkos
 * Darkos Makes a Porn Video
 * Darkos lager en pornovideo (Norwegian)
 * Darkos macht ein Porno-Video (German)
 * Ο Ντάρκος κάνει ένα πορνό βίντεο (Greek)
 * Nicole Porn
 * 妮可色情 (Chinese)
 * Николь порно (Kazakh)
 * Никол порно (Macedonian)
 * Several European countries have the episode's title as "Nicole Porno".