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Sponge-Cano! is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season seven, and is the sixth episode of the Legends of Bikini Bottom special.

Summary
A volcanic eruption brings an ancient warrior to Bikini Bottom with dire predictions.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It's part of a ratings trap known as Legends of Bikini Bottom, six tales that are supposed to be about catastrophic events, but are just boring or disgusting.
 * 2) Squidward is just having a bad day, when it just so happens to be one day that he shouldn't.
 * 3) "I knew it! We have to sacrifice the most miserable person!" No you didn't.
 * 4) The whole town tries to have Squidward sacrificed to a volcano.
 * 5) *"You're the most miserable person? YOU DIE!!!" - Bikini Bottom citizens
 * 6) Bad Ending: Squidward loses his house and probably everything that he owned.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The beginning song is pretty catchy and good.
 * 2) Squidward tells SpongeBob off at the end.