Blog:SpongeBob SquarePants (CW Show)

Plot
The Krusty Krab has been shut down after the Krabby Patty Secret Formula was leaked with crab meat mixed with marijuana. Now SpongeBob and Squidward have no job, and must find new ones while a psycho killer is violently murdering everyone in Bikini Bottom.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It’s another attempt at being edgy by the CW. SpongeBob is clearly not the show to do this on, as it is known for being over the top and fun, not realistic and dark, and it doesn’t do these elements well.
 * 2) The creator of it was Stephen Hillenberg Jr, who is the son of the original creator. That makes the show even more disrespectful to him.
 * 3) The characters have been butchered so badly, you wouldn’t even consider them the same people if they looked different:
 * 4) *SpongeBob is now a drug addict, and killed Mrs. Puff in a boat crash.
 * 5) *Patrick is also addicted to drugs, but he's worse than SpongeBob because in Season 2 he enters a coma after overdosing and literally becomes brain dead. The show forgets about him after that, Bill Fagerbakke quit it. And he’s only mentioned in mid-season 3 when he dies in the coma.
 * 6) *Remember the episode “Are You Happy Now?” and how it treated Squidward like he was going to kill himself? Imagine that, but for the entire show, and the characters not caring. He finally does it at the beginning of Season 4 by hanging, and the other characters don’t give a shit.
 * 7) *Mr. Krabs dies of a fentanyl overdose in prison, but apparently got Mrs. Puff's egg fertilized before he does so, but it’s given to another family before the main characters can do their shit with it,
 * 8) *Pearl is a slut, what makes it worse is she’s underage but has sex with Squidward on screen, worse she digs Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy's graves for money like what her father did with Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen.
 * 9) *Plankton is now the next Mr. Krabs. With The Krusty Krab shut down, everyone must now resort to The Chum Bucket for fast food, even though it’s poisoning everyone. He also abuses his wife, son, and hillbilly relatives. Mr. Lawrence did not want to voice Plankton in this reboot, so Stephen Amell was the replacement, and he sounds nothing like Plankton at all!
 * 10) *Bubble Bass was a jerk, but a funny jerk. Now he is just a sad Twitter addict with no funny jokes to say.
 * 11) *Since Fred keep hurting his leg, he takes “medication” to help him relieve the pain, but overdoses on it
 * 12) *Narlene Narwhal (not like she was good from the start) is now psychotic and high because you guessed it, she’s on drugs!
 * 13) As you saw from this, everyone’s on drugs!!!!
 * 14) *Sandy and Mrs. Puff are exceptions, but the latter (as stated before) dies in the third episode.
 * 15) Like every other CW Show, there is a murder mystery, and this one is just as dumb as the other ones.
 * 16) *SpongeBob's father, Harold turns out to be the killer, and he attempts filicide on his only child after getting caught. He didn’t appear much before, but he was presented as a good father and husband that always meant well. The show acts like he was a domestic and child abuser all along, and traumatized SpongeBob growing up.
 * 17) Patchy the Pirate's obsession with SpongeBob is worse than it is in Truth or Square. He seems to be outright in love with him, because he’s had brain damage from…do I have to say it again?
 * 18) Each season worsens the show.
 * 19) The second season is filled with too many sex scenes. In fact, only 2 episodes in the entire season don’t have them, one of them being the last. This Season literally removes Patrick as a main character, and has him in a coma. The Bikini Bottom citizens also become more of jerks. Adding on to this, the acting and editing get worse.
 * 20) *The third season has SpongeBob and Patchy entering an asexual relationship, while SpongeBob cheats on him with HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!
 * 21) *Season 4 has to be one of the worst received seasons on television ever. It's the first thing ever to get a negative rating on IMDB. The characters constantly swear, kill each other, and take drugs in the Bikini Bottom Death Match Arena, and it’s an even worse attempt at being edgy!
 * 22) It is disrespectful to the fans of SpongeBob, by showing the skeleton of Stephen Hillenberg next to Stefán Karl and Stan Lee (which makes it disrespectful to Lazytown and Marvel fans as well) for SpongeBob to say “Man, a lot of people died in 2018.”
 * 23) * The show constantly makes ALS references, such as “Stephen H” being a victim of it, but it turns out the H stands for Hawkings.
 * 24) Because of copyright, the show uses stupid knockoff songs as the soundtrack, these include:
 * 25) * “Apologize” (“Sorry” by Justin Bieber)
 * 26) * “Another One Dies to Rust” (“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen)
 * 27) * “Tastes Like Suicidal Attitude” (“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana)
 * 28) * “I Don’t Want to Set My House on Fire” (“Our House” by Madness)
 * 29) * “wish your gender identification was a pineapple” (“Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish)

Good Qualities

 * 1) SpongeBob realizing he’s asexual in Season 2 is a decent arc.
 * 2) Many people can find the series hilarious because of how terrible it is, and it only gets funnier every season.