User blog:NeptuneID13/Bizaardvark Rant

I want to add Bizaardvark to the wiki, but I can't because it used to be on here and it got deleted. Grand Albert said that I can make a blog about why it is terrible in my opinion instead. So here we go. These are my reasons why Bizaardvark is terrible.

First of all, this show is nothing but an iCarly ripoff, the reason being that both shows involve two girls who have their own comedy webshow and get into crazy antics. However, iCarly had likability, charm, hilarious jokes, and memorability. This show lacks of all those aspects. Not to mention this show is kind of outdated, as iCarly ended 4 years before this show came out, and can only be seen on TeenNick.

Like with other panned Disney Channel sitcoms, the acting is atrocious. All of the actors on this obviously had no acting experience except for Paige's actress, who starred in a direct-to-DVD American Girl movie. Not that direct-to-DVD American Girl movies are the highest caliber of acting though....I mean most of the characters in the show overact and like to scream, and are bad at singing/rapping.

Speaking of singing, let's talk about the show's music soundtrack. For some reason, Disney Channel likes to make a lot of television series and movies that have to do with music in some way. These works usually have a plethora of album releases. Hannah Montana, High School Musical, Phineas & Ferb, Cheetah Girls, Camp Rock, Descendants, Austin & Ally, etc. This show is no exception. Some of these franchises are actually good or decent, others are just plain awful like Teen Beach Movie. iCarly did have some soundtrack releases, and Miranda Cosgrove did go on to be a singer, but music was never the main focus of the show. On Paige and Frankie's web show, Bizaardvark, they make their own original comedic songs, such as "The Comeback Song", which they made as a revenge on their haters. The Comeback Song is incredibly cringeworthy with stupid lines such as "Yeah, they help me see you have a stupid haircut!", not to mention the low quality special effects and green screen in the music video for the song. The show's theme song is awful too. It's just "LET'S GO MAKE SOME VIDEOS!" over and over. Even the theme song for Jessie  is not as repetitive, and that's saying a lot. Let's just be glad that this show hasn't got an album release, and the show's songs haven't hit the radio and aren't hogging the airwaves on Radio Disney.

The episode's plots are just as dumb as the show's humor (which is about on par with say, Teen Titans Go!, Breadwinners, and any other crappy modern Nick show (across all Nick-owned networks) mixed together in a blender). The episode "Frankie Has a Hater" is about Frankie discovering that..........someone on the internet doesn't like her. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone has an OPINION about her? On the internet?!? WORST DAY EVER!

Instead of tracking the IP address of who wrote the negative comment about her, Frankie should have ignored or deleted the comment. Also, this goes to show that Frankie and Paige can't take criticism, just like the writers of TTG. In that same episode, they made a crappy song about mocking the criticisms that people have against their channel. Here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57h4XuEla8

And finally, let's talk about the characters. Paige and Frankie are nothing more than ripoffs of Carly and Sam. Bernie is probably a Freddy ripoff, and his stalker-like crush on Amelia gets very old very fast. Amelia is a girly, spoiled, bottle blonde country stereotype that teaches the show's target audience how to be materialistic. And Dirk is an idiot. There's not much to his character. I can't talk about him without talking about his actor, Jake Paul, so let's talk about him for a little bit. When the show premiered, the now-defunct Vine was very popular. Disney decided to cash in on the succcess of Vine by hiring Jake Paul, a Vine star, to be on the show. Because of the controversy surrounding Jake Paul disturbing the peace in his neighborhood, Disney Channel thankfully kicked him off the show in the middle of filming season 2 of this show. Even without Dirk, this show is still bad.

Oh, and Logan Paul guest starred in one episode. Enough said.

So, here are my reasons why Bizaardvark is terrible. It's on my least favorite Disney Channel shows list.If the show doesn't get a page here, I'm fine with that.