Blog:We Are In an Ear of a Problem (The Life of Gage Sadowski) (FAKE SHOW)

We Are In an Ear of a Problem or Gage's Ear Torture Porn: Yes Another Gage Torture Porn, what viewers call this episode was released in June 12th 2021 and is the 163rd episode of The Life of Gage Sadowski. Haters and the very few fans of modern Gage have hated on it making it one of the most controversial episodes of television!

Plot
Colby shoots Gage in his heart, eyes, and throat multiple times for no reason and decides to bite Gage's ear off as per usual, their parents yell at Gage even though they saw the whole thing and put a Mr Potato ear as an replacement but every kid at school makes fun of him about it on his last day of school.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) This is an exact Gage Torture Porn again. In fact, he gets tortured more than any other episode!
 * 2) * I would put examples here but the whole episode is so dedicated that even the slightest of showing the plot even a blind and deaf person could understand it no seriously!
 * 3) Everyone (minus Gage) are all unlikable in their own ways
 * 4) * Colby, like every Seasons 8-present episode, is absolutely terrible and intolerable.
 * 5) ** He shoots Gage in his heart 200 times, his eyes 400 times each, and his throat 3000 times!
 * 6) ** He also goes so far as too bite Gage's ear off and eat it!
 * 7) ** In the end, he mauls Gage nearly to death, cuts his legs and his right hand to eat them, and to add insult to injury, ''he eats Gage's penis off then blames Gage for being autistic! Even by modern Life of Gage standards, this just sick!
 * 8) ** All of that cross into CANNIBALISM! and the worse part is that Colby doesn't get his comeuppance
 * 9) * Their parents are no better than Colby as even when they saw what was going on from start to finish, they still yelled at Gage for starting it all for being autistic and congratulating Colby. Then they would unnecessary punch Gage in the nose and he bleeds so much, his nose runs out of blood. In real life, if a body part runs out of blood it turns to the literal color of black until there's enough blood in the body part. It can take years and even a lifetime for that to happen and that's what happens to Gage's nose!
 * 10) ** Then, when Gage's ear is off, they would replace it with a Mr Potato ear.
 * 11) ** To add insult to injury, when Gage tells them about the harassment he was getting they give him a gun and tell him to kill himself.
 * 12) * Gage's classmates and teachers and even Mackenzie and Chip are also extremely unlikable as they too harass Gage for the nose and ear for the whole time they're on screen to the point it becomes extreme verbal abuse.
 * 13) ** This is especially out of character for Chip as he was the only person who truly cares about Gage.
 * 14) The voice acting for Mackenzie and Chip is very annoying as usual.
 * 15) The animation is pretty ugly and bland even for Seasons 8-present standards.
 * 16) * There are tons of animation errors. For split 5 seconds after the beating Gage's head is off making you think Colby ate his own head then it's back meaning Colby thankfully didn't eat his head but it's still anger infusing that he ate his ear.
 * 17) Horrible ending: After Gage's penis is cut off and eaten by Colby, each girl in the planet comes and talks about how ugly he was and how he's now way uglier due to having no penis and make fun of him!
 * 18) Due to the controversy, Troy Bobber, the writer of the episode and each Seasons 8-present, tweeted that Gage deserves what he got meaning they can't handle criticism.

The only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) As usual, Gage is still a good character.

Reception
This episode was universally panned by fans, critics, and viewers and has a 1.1/10 on imdb with the episode getting 400 million reviewers on the site and the episode having 4 and a half Billion viewers making it the most viewed thing on TV!