Blog:Christmas in Fartonmyface (Lizardz) (Fake Episode (DJ2006))

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Christmas in Fartonmyface is the third episode of the first season of the animated sitcom Lizardz.

Plot
Derek tries to get cookies to eat before Christmas. Meanwhile, Ricky tries to save a sick orphan's life and give him a family.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The episode has a downright nasty tone to it. Although Lizardz is known to be a rather unpleasant show, this episode took it way too far.
 * 2) Derek is at his absolute worst in this episodeǃ He outright steals the donation money for Teeny Tiny Tom just so he can selfishly buy a whole bunch of cookies. And all because his neighbour didn't give him anyǃ He even gambles the money after getting the Gingerbread King's cookies.
 * 3) Like most of the show, Ricky goes through a lot of torment for simply trying to do the right thing.
 * 4) It also has the show's signature unpleasant imagery, from Teeny Tiny Tom's dead corpse being thrown outside and getting eaten by birds to the infamous scene that shows live, uncensored footage of a naked woman drinking out of a toiletǃ
 * 5) Derek commits robbery and actual murder by eating the Gingerbread King and stealing his cookiesǃ
 * 6) Downright sad ending. Teeny Tiny Tom's soon-to-be parents get shot by the police after they're mistaken for robbers, and then he dies since Derek stole the money and gambled it afterwards. And even though he rightfully got his bag of cookies burned by Ricky for his actions, guess what happensǃ? On Christmas Day, Derek and Erica get an endless supply of cookies whilst Ricky gets absolutely nothingǃǃǃ And apparently it's because Ricky was being selfish for not supporting his own brother, despite the fact that he was responsible for the death of a sick child and the Gingerbread King all just for some cookiesǃǃǃ  To add salt on the wound, Rudolph comes out of nowhere and kills Ricky.'''
 * 7) Plot holeː How did Ricky manage to get so much money to save Teeny Tiny Tom's life if everyone in Fartonmyface most likely wouldn't care about him.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Ricky, Teeny Tiny Tom, and Mrs. Smith are the only likeable characters. The latter was justified in not giving Derek cookies as he was very rude to her.

Reception
Christmas in Fartonmyface is widely considered to be the absolute worst episode of the entire series. It currently has a 2.3/10 on IMDb, making it the lowest-rated episode of Lizardz.