Don't Go Back (Thomas & Friends)

"Don't Go Back" is the fourteenth episode of the twelfth season of Thomas & Friends. It aired on September 18, 2008 in the UK.

Why It Should Go Back... and NEVER Return

 * 1) Thomas and Diesel are unlikable in this episode and both engines act like complete idiots who are acting a bunch of childish morons playing around in a dangerous environment, a quarry.
 * 2) In general, the episode's plot idea is an example of a Thomas and Friends episode plot that is really horrible and appalling to begin with.
 * 3) *How has this plot been commissioned to an episode?
 * 4) Two plot holes:
 * 5) How did Thomas not realize that he bashed Mavis off the rails?
 * 6) What was even the point of not letting Mavis, 'Arry and Bert speak if they can tell Thomas and Diesel off for their idiocy?
 * 7) Rather than using the three strikes formula, it uses the three crashes formula instead, which isn't any better since this was done before in "Thomas and the Big Bang", and that sure worked out well (no it didn't since both are almost the exact same thing).
 * 8) Unlike "Thomas and the Big Bang" (another bad episode), that episode may have been bad for its annoying and repetitive nature, but at least that episode had a good message about why goofing off can get you into trouble. "Don't Go Back" sends a bad message to children that you can play around dangerous places, goof off on anything that you're supposed to do, and cause major problems.
 * 9) * This episode also shows that Thomas has learned nothing from that episode and it abandons continuity from the episode.
 * 10) Even if Thomas and Diesel set things right in the end, both Thomas and Diesel receive no discipline or punishment at all.
 * 11) *Sometimes, it's necessary for an engine/engines to fix a mistake they themselves saw how they caused confusion and delay, but here, no one would be that stupid to let that slide because Thomas and Diesel were responsible for screwing around at the quarry in the first place, and they were the ones responsible for delaying Henry's train. So no, there is no point in letting Thomas and Diesel go fix the mess both engines made because they should either be in their sheds for the rest of the day, or they should be shunting at another location where both engines are separated from each other.
 * 12) This is an episode that is the example of how to NOT write a racing themed episode, and also another example of an episode to start off fine at first until things run downhill to the point the episode itself becomes really awful to watch.
 * 13) * But in actuality, this episode's plot is really terrible. So this is yet another one of those episodes that was already horrible from the start.
 * 14) The crashes in this episode, all except the last one, aren't even fun to watch at all. They come off as a complete waste of time because of how predictable this episode is with its really stupid plot.
 * 15) *The first crash for example is not even a "crash" at all for how it calls itself a crash. Okay, it kind of is, but that so-called "crash" is Thomas more likely bumping into Diesel backwards and putting himself on the gravel chute.
 * 16) *Mavis, 'Arry and Bert are used as test subjects that serve no actual purpose to the plot other than be thrown into the episode for the sake of the your typical three-strikes formula to let everything happen at once.
 * 17) Aside of everything else that's wrong with this episode, the episode in general relies nothing more but railway racism, and it tries too hard to be "racist".

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Great narration from both Michael Brandon and Michael Angelis as usual.
 * 2) The shed crash was cool despite being ruined by the constant narration.
 * 3) Although Season 12 was prone to being inconsistent with its live-action/CGI mixture at times, Thomas' eyes rolling under the gravel chute while getting covered in gravel is actually really funny to look at. Even better, the scene uses Thomas's iconic shocked face from the model era (which is impressive considering this episode was the second-to-last one to use it).

Reception
"Don't Go Back" received a 3.5/10 on iMDB.com as of 2021.

Trivia

 * This episode's plot and scenario are both somewhat similar to "Thomas to the Rescue" from Series 8.
 * This is the last episode to feature Thomas' shocked face without the bucktooth until "Thomas Puts the Brakes On".
 * This is the last episode written by Simon Spencer.
 * This episode marks Henry, Diesel and Mavis' last appearances in the model series, as well as Mavis' only appearance in the twelfth series.