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Legends of the Hidden Temple is a Nickelodeon game show that originally aired from September 11, 1993 until August 25, 1995. It features a fictional temple (a two-and-a-half-story vertical maze) that is owned by an animatronic stone head named Olmec that is "filled with lost treasures that are protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards", as said by host Kirk Fogg in the opening of every episode. There are six teams (Red Jaguars, Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots and Silver Snakes, in that order), each consists of one male player and one female player between the ages of eleven and fourteen who compete to retrieve their episode's featured artifact.

This page will cover the five episodes with the weakest temple runs. They are:
 * 1) Blackbeard's Treasure Map
 * 2) The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
 * 3) The Keys to the Alhambra
 * 4) The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
 * 5) The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro

Blackbeard's Treasure Map (Episode 1)

 * 1) One of the female players can be seen picking her anus during the moat crossing round.
 * 2) There is no shot of the historical figure or any pictures to illustrate the legend when it was told.
 * 3) This episode had no credits whatsoever.

The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan (Episode 6)

 * 1) The legend told in this episode does not give any backstory behind the featured artifact.
 * 2) During the Steps of Knowledge, the Silver Snakes who would later enter Olmec's Temple named John and Tia kept moving and fidgeting every five seconds.
 * 3) John and Tia were given three minutes to win their Temple Run (like every temple team) but wasted all of that time searching the same rooms.
 * 4) * The two entered only four temple rooms in the entirety of their Temple Run, which sets the record for the fewest rooms entered in the given amount of time for each episode's Temple Run.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The temple are still designed goodly like usual.

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