Blog:The Wacky World of Troy Bobber (FAKE PARODY OF TOMORROW'S PIONEERS)

The Wacky World of Troy Bobber is a "kids show" which is very controversial for how it is. It was made by Troy Bobber as his first work and is the only show/movie being fully live action. The show is so popular(in episode views only), Itchy Mouse became the mascot of Troy Bobber Studios. Each episode is 60 minutes and each skit is between 2-8 minutes long.

Plot
The show centers around skits of Itchy Mouse, Asshole Bee, FuckFour Rabbit, and/or N***a Bear with their crazy adventures as they teach kids to terrorist attack, slaughter all the Jews and Muslims because it claims they're evil, and overall anything horrible that only people like Hitler and Eric Cartman would do/demand

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Elephant out of the room: Despite it being a show for little kids, it portrays Muslims, Jews, Canadians, People with Autism, Mexicans, Asians, Blacks, Animals, People who ever been/lived in Israel and Egypt, Hell even Americans and People who speak English (despite both being things about Troy Bobber!), and just about everything in a horrible way and basically manipulates kids to kill them!
 * 2) * Keep in mind the age demographic is every age but hell even Common Sense Media of all people know it shouldn't be!
 * 3) All the characters are unlikable especially Itchy Mouse (easily the worst), FuckFour Rabbit, N***a Bear, Asshole Bee (best of the four but still really loathsome), and Kimberly (major character but tons of skits don't feature her)
 * 4) All of the skits are too controversial but stay in the episode to this day! Examples include:
 * 5) * In the first skit of the first episode of the first season, Muslims are racing with Jews and Itchy Mouse goes to the finish and tortures all the Jews saying "We must slaughter all the Jews!" Which is something Hitler would demand!
 * 6) * In episode 69's 5th skit, FuckFour goes to the zoo and swings cats to space than throws a giant rock at the lions!
 * 7) * In episode 105 (The last episode of the first season) in it's last skit, Itchy's Grandpa (who's somehow a human despite Itchy being a Mouse) is dying so he gives Itchy his Island to protect it from "the evil Jews" than dies on screen so Itchy says "I'll get revenge on the evil Jews that killed Grandpa!" So he kidnaps some random guy on the street than beats him up to death in front of Kimberly who shows absolutely no emotion and than she says in a robotic tone "Our friend vagina had died from being beaten up by Itchy. Join us next season for more wacky adventures."
 * 8) * In the 3rd skit of episode 106, Itchy actually rapes Asshole!
 * 9) * In the 2nd skit of episode 196, Asshole puts his dad in the meat grinder and eats him!
 * 10) * In the 3rd skit of episode 200, N***a eats a whole school bus filled with autistic kids and says "Needs more autisticness!"
 * 11) * In the last skit of episode 201, Itchy chops someone's hands off because he spoke English which is rather hypocritical as Itchy only speaks English than says "Well kids this is the end of the episode join us next week so we can take over the world by killing the Jews!"
 * 12) * In the last skit of episode 202 (the last episode of Season 2), Asshole refuses to take someone to a hospital because it's an Egyptian hospital and the kid dies on screen!
 * 13) * In the first skit in episode 203, Itchy cheats on a test and claims he did because the Jews blew up his house while he was taking a walk the day he got the books and study guides and that his books and study guides where there! And they believe him and let him pass!
 * 14) * Finally in the last skit in episode 700 (The last episode of Season 3) Itchy goes and explodes a hospital meant for Jews because he says they're Jews so they deserve to die
 * 15) The acting is extremely horrendous especially for Itchy Mouse, FuckFour Rabbit, Asshole Bee, and N***a Bear!
 * 16) * Keep in mind they're all voiced by Troy Bobber!
 * 17) The movie which was meant to celebrate it's Tenth Anniversary and it finishing it's 11th Season! All of it!of
 * 18) The 4 main characters copy other popular characters
 * 19) * Itchy Mouse obviously copied Mickey Mouse.
 * 20) * FuckFour Rabbit copied both Bugs Bunny and Donald Duck. The former for his design and the latter for his occasional anger outbursts
 * 21) * Asshole Bee copied Maya Bee for obvious reasons
 * 22) * N***a Bear copied both Yogi Bear and Winnie the Pooh the former for his design and the latter for his clumsiness (though unlike Winnie the Pooh it's not funny)
 * 23) After the movie, Walt Disney's only existing 100 greats grandchild, wrote a note chewing out Troy Bobber for the way it teaches kids but Troy Bobber denied it all showing he can't take criticism
 * 24) Tons of characters die in gruesome ways!
 * 25) It's one of the very few examples of too bad to be so bad it's good
 * 26) The costume designs of Itchy, Asshole, FuckFour, and N***a are hideous and creepy plus cheap
 * 27) Swearing in a kids show especially with N***a Bear's Name
 * 28) The "nursery rhymes" are just a bunch of propaganda of mostly praising Troy Bobber
 * 29) One of the "nursery rhymes" teaches kids to shoot everyone they see to death with an AK47! Now that's manipulating kids to do evil things!
 * 30) Another "nursery rhyme" teaches kids to kill all the Jews and Muslims because it says "Jews and Muslims! They're evil evil evil kids go kill them kill them kill them!" over and over
 * 31) Quantity over Quality: The show's been running for 80+ years with over 100 trillion episodes while that's a cool idea on paper, the show will often jump the shark and what's makes it worse the show was really bad to begin with
 * 32) They purposely used hypnotizing high pitched music that only kids can hear to hypnotize them to watch it parents actually admitted their kids go ballistic and because of how offensive it is they say no but the kids secretly watch it even Troy Bobber admitted he knew and purposely did that!
 * 33) *In fact, even the "original" Lavender Town Theme sounds better!
 * 34) In a disgusting turn of events in episode 40,000 (the season 7 premiere) they stole a drawing made by a Chinese dude and each segment was making fun of the drawing, the person who made it, and China as a whole including all Chinese people
 * 35) The show is clearly running out of ideas! As shown in episode 410,000 (Season 8 premiere) where a character who completely copies FuckFour and Itchy called Fuckchy Mabbis who also has a very hideous and creepy design as it's a part mouse part rabbit hybrid
 * 36) Plot hole: How can they be related Itchy is N***a's brother his grandpa is a human and his cousin is Asshole who's the brother of FuckFour
 * 37) Despite all of this, the show still airs on Nick Jr taking up all it's airtime on reruns, Disney Jr taking up 99.99% of it's airtime on reruns, and PBS Kids taking up 95% of it's airtime on reruns still air them plus all countries haven't banned them for Germany, America, Russia, and North Korea it's because Hitler, Donald Trump, Puttin, and Kim Jong Un still like the show first the rest of the countries it's because the kids will murder them for banning them and it is and gets new episodes a day after the episode airs on Troy Bobber+ which was solely made in case the show gets cancelled so the show can last forever!
 * 38) Itchy's Grandpa while was still a really bad character in season one and still is the most tolerable got way worse in Seasons 2-present as when he died due to natural causes he became evil and blamed it on Jews so he kills Jews in season 7's premiere he somehow unexplained is back alive and now tries to kill Muslims and Chinese people! Granted he was evil still but he had somewhat of a good side in Season 1 and was a major character there in Seasons 2-6 he thankfully was a minor character and would only have 53 skits each season in Seasons 7-present he gets a total of 100 skits a season with him being barley a major character
 * 39) Itchy, FuckFour, Asshole, and N***a all have the same recycled voice and they sound like a sick old man all the time when you have to consider, Troy Bobber was born by a mom so old he was immediately born as a 30 year old and stayed that age forever in 2017!
 * 40) Even if the show wasn't for kids, it'd still be just as bad!
 * 41) There are tons of skits where Itchy fucks pigs!
 * 42) This show features Bleff the Biller pondering to creepypasta fans and is meant to get viewers from Bleff the Biller fans as he's a major character!
 * 43) Just like it's movie, the soundtrack is loathsome.
 * 44) No redeeming qualities!

Reception
It has a 1/10 on imdb and is considered a very close second to the worst show of all time being only beaten by modern The Life of Gage