Blog:Talk About Unwanted Reboots, They Did Face Dirty!

Apparently, Nickelodeon plans to bring Face (the old Nick Jr. mascot from the 90s) to Paramount+ but as a show.

https://youtu.be/OUH9IRbFioI

While this is not a bad idea, the way it’s executed sounds like it’s doomed to fail. Firstly, it’ll be about Face hosting an American Idol/The Voice-esque show but what’s wrong with it is that it claims it’s targeted towards preschoolers and the songs will be nursery rhymes (not bad those are timeless and ageless) and popular songs.

Popular songs!!??!! *spits milk* No, No, just no! A lot of the songs today are not appropriate for preschoolers because the majority of the songs that come today are about sex and romantic relationships. This demographic is too young for that! Also, that just sounds like Kidz Bop with Face pasted on it. Like, sure, Kidz Bop did this but they RUINED SONGS and censor unnecessary things like it’s fine to sing an alternative word to a swear word in the lyrics but it’s another thing to change suggestive lyrics into something stupid and nonsensical like someone threw a book in the blender. Like, they turn the song into garbage!

I don’t know about you but this sounds like it’s doomed to fail and Nick will have angry parents pounding on their doors because their kids are singing about sex.