Blog:Blog:Fern And Friends (FAKE SHOW CREATED BY CHOCOPUPPY)

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1="It's like a piece of cake! Looks delicious right? Then you bite it and you realize it tastes like sh1t! There's the same with this show! The show looks pleasing to watch! Before you watch it you think it's gonna be good. But then you watch few episodes you realize this show is actually horrible!"

- Saberspark
 * -|2="I have a question.... THE FVCK DID WE JUST WATCH!!!???"

- Bobsheaux
 * -|3="I think this trashfire is even worse than Trollhunters Rise of Titans"

- Oakwyrm
 * -|4="This crap makes The Crazy-Ass Group Show look fine in comparison!"

- Your Local Garbage Can REVIEWS
 * -|5="Let’s get the fact straight. No one and I MEAN NO ONE can say this isn’t horrible. Family Guy, The Crazy-Ass Group Show, and American Dad have at least TRIED to be good."

- PhantomStrider Fern And Friends is an American adult TV show that first premiered on Adult Swim. TBA

Summary
Fern and her friends and pals go on adventures and end up murdering innocent children in the end.

Why It Doesn't Deserve Friends

 * 1) It's a blatant rip-off of The Cropper however without any of the charm and without most of good qualities.John and joey even went onto twitter stating adult swim is a great channel but it saddens us that they rip us off but at least we got noticed by them.Fowlowing https://thehorriblemusicandsongswikia.miraheze.org/wiki/Blog:TECHX64_AKA_LILXANPT.2 stating that john and joey were jealous.
 * 2) The characters are all unlikable. Example include:
 * 3) *Fern herself is a HORRIBLE character and an offensive bi stereotype.
 * 4) *Yenbow is a very racist Asian stereotype who likes to bully 12 year olds on imgflip.
 * 5) *Ken is very VERY annoying
 * 6) *Bella is a selfish agejo gyaru girl that cares about her nails and screams too much.
 * 7) *Sevan is a sassy Armenian millionaire who flexes her dollars and brags all the time.
 * 8) *Gianni is a smart Jewish stereotype who knows every school subject and is also a Gary Stu.
 * 9) *Natasha is a exaggerated Ukrainian Visual Kei girl who is overly excited most of the time, and can tend to have a major breakdown at times. To add some more damage, she never shuts up.
 * 10) *Joleen is way too whiny. In later episodes she becomes whinier, and always nags about her purse not getting dirty, she is also a British stereotype.
 * 11) *Lucy and Lisa are offensive Russian stereotype that are obsessed with AK47s. Going as far as to shoot anyone who touches an AK47.
 * 12) *Eve is a Mary Sue who constantly whines about how big her boobs are.
 * 13) *Manon is a Lesbian French Stereotype who is obsessed with desserts and likes to paint pictures of skimpy women for no reason at all.
 * 14) *Pasqelina and Benedetta are whiny Floridian stereotypes who are obsessed with going to theme parks as they throw a tantrum if they "don’t have enough time to visit a theme park". Their crying are also annoying to listen to.
 * 15) *Nicoleta is a egotistical Californian stereotype who gets on her phone most of the time and brags about how she is "famous on social media".
 * 16) **There are characters introduced in season 4 that are worse! Examples include:
 * 17) ***Griselda is a generic rival that treats Trixie horribly and constantly calls Trixie by her deadname(Trevor)(she also calls Carl by his deadname(Caroline))
 * 18) ***Clara is a literall creep towards Bella
 * 19) Too many bad episodes. Examples include:
 * 20) *Boo! I'm Gay!
 * 21) *Cheese, Rainbows, and Drunkeness
 * 22) *Bella's claws
 * 23) *Yo Ass Is So Fucking Skinny
 * 24) *The Two Drunk Mice
 * 25) *Sevan's Million Dollars
 * 26) *Fern Has Her First Sex Party
 * 27) *The UwU Curse
 * 28) *It’s Raining Bats And Frogs
 * 29) *We’re Gay And Drunk
 * 30) *Furries Vs. LGBTQ
 * 31) *Go Crackheads!
 * 32) *meet Griselda and Diego
 * 33) *A white hare
 * 34) That infamous scene in the episode, “Cheese, Rainbows, and Drunkenness” where Yenbow and Fern perform anal sex.
 * 35) Stupid plot twists and cringe-worthy moments in episodes, like in the episode, “Yo Ass Is So Fucking Skinny”, Yenbow reveals he’s very very gay and wants to have more sex with Fern.
 * 36) in season 2 there was mpreg Carl storyline which was a terrible idea to put into the show
 * 37) *in episode "No more whisky" there were 5 shots of Carl's baby bump which are uncomfortable to watch and look at.
 * 38) **Carl's belly button being uncovered while he's pregnant doesn't help either
 * 39) *Carl got pregnant again in season 4
 * 40) Anne is the butt monkey in the show which is sometimes sad to look at
 * 41) there are scenes that are graphic! examples include:
 * 42) *at the beginning of the episode "Meet Sam" there was a scene where Carl is getting a c section which was pretty gory. at the moment when doctor gets Sam out of his father's belly we can see an umbilical cord!
 * 43) *WIS 4
 * 44) *there was a moment where Sabrina is naked and she's showing her t1ts and v4g1na
 * 45) *at the end of season 1 there was sex scene between Carl and Trixie which was unwatchable(this sex scene caused WIS 6 to happen)
 * 46) **there was another sex scene between Carl and Trixie two episodes before season 3 finale despite it was off screen
 * 47) *In one episode, Sevan is seen taking a shower uncensored.
 * 48) *There was a episode that showed Natasha twerking in front of Joleen.
 * 49) *There was a scene that included Lucy and Lisa having sex. Which is incest.
 * 50) *In the episode, "2 Jobs", Manon is seen making out with Natasha!
 * 51) Josephine, Trixie and Carl can be out of character sometimes, especially Carl.
 * 52) there are uncomfortable shots including Carl's baby bump shots.
 * 53) in episode "Barfight!" there was a scene where Fern was peeing to someone's beer which is gross.
 * 54) There are some animation errors.
 * 55) Bella's screaming is really annoying to listen to.
 * 56) in episode "Bathtime" there was too much nudity.
 * 57) There were moments where Ken was m@stvrb@ting too much.
 * 58) Godzilla has been flanderized from an anti-hero into a drug addicted jerk who only cares about himself.
 * 59) Teaches horrible lessons and morals such as;
 * 60) *Anyone who says UwU is triple gay (The UwU Curse)
 * 61) *Always have sex with someone who is depressed (We’re Gay And Drunk)
 * 62) *Pedophilia is ok (Fern Has Her First Sex Party)
 * 63) *If you are sad, go to a strip club (It’s Raining Bats And Frogs)
 * 64) *LGBTQIA is used to kill furries. (Furries Vs. LGBTQ)
 * 65) *Beating the sh1t out the rival after you loose on a competition is the good idea (Meet Griselda and Diego)
 * 66) *Being a creep to someone and r@ping them is okay (A white Hare)

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Redeeming Qualities
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) beautiful and smooth flash animation with a pretty nice aesthetic for example:
 * 2) *The shot where Fern sits on the bench under the oak trees looks magnificent.
 * 3) *The scene, where Fern throws away Anne looks like it was a hand drawn animation.
 * 4) *The faces of the characters are pretty expressive.
 * 5) The idea of a fantasy world set in modern world is cool(except is not original)! And the species choices are also cool! examples include:
 * 6) *Fern is a dwarf
 * 7) *Yenbow is a nonbinary dragon-elf hybrid
 * 8) *Anne is a mermaid
 * 9) *Karma is a centaur
 * 10) *Trixie is a mtf(male to female) Demon
 * 11) *Carl is a ftm(female to male) Orc
 * 12) *Ken is a goblin
 * 13) *Bella is a faun
 * 14) *Josephine is a harpy
 * 15) *Sabrina is a huldra
 * 16) *Ilina is a Half Angel-Half Demon hybrid
 * 17) *Sevan is a Fairy
 * 18) *Eve is a cat-devil hybrid
 * 19) *Oak is a Minotaur
 * 20) *Gianni is a Domovoy
 * 21) *Verónica is a Werecat
 * 22) *Natasha is a Vampire
 * 23) *Joleen is a Banshee
 * 24) *Lisa and Lucy are serpents
 * 25) *Mimi is a yeti
 * 26) *John is a bigfoot
 * 27) *Manon is a Werewolf
 * 28) *Endzela is the only normal human in the show, as she is based on Alice from Alice's adventures in Wonderland.
 * 29) *Pepper and Salt are boogeymans
 * 30) *Paprika is a ghost
 * 31) *Spix is a budgie-dragon hybrid
 * 32) *Pasqelina and Benedetta are Scyllas
 * 33) *Nicoleta is a Nymph
 * 34) *Sigrid is a Witch
 * 35) *Helen is a skeleton
 * 36) *Griselda is a Spider Demon
 * 37) *Clara is a Jackalope taur
 * 38) *Diego is a Reptilian
 * 39) Voice acting is decent
 * 40) Designs look pretty good! they look like they are designed by ND Stevenson(which they are!).
 * 41) *Yenbow and Karma have the coolest designs(Despite Yenbow is a very racist asian stereotype)
 * 42) Trixie and carl being a transgender punk rock married couple is a creative idea(which resulted WIS 6)
 * 43) There are some likable characters. examples include:
 * 44) *Anne herself is a non stereotypical muslim person on a wheelchair despite she's a butt monkey(the reason why she's on a wheelchair is in RQ 2)
 * 45) *Trixie and Carl are non stereotypical transgender punk rock people and a loving couple
 * 46) *Josephine herself is a nonstereotypical black woman, supportive voice of reason, and the best character in the show
 * 47) *Bella is a non stereotypical asian person unlike Yenbow(despite she's very unlikeable)
 * 48) *Ilina is a non stereotypical Australian woman. although she has her flaws, such as her yelling, which can get annoying.
 * 49) *Verónica is a non stereotypical Mexican woman and has autism. Although she can tend to be a bit whiny at times.
 * 50) *Oak is a kind and a non stereotypical Hispanic woman.
 * 51) *Lucy is shy and kind sister while Lisa is the rocker, punk, and bold sister. (Despite them being unlikable)
 * 52) *Endzela is a cute non stereotypical Georgian girl who has a interest of having a tea party and going outside a lot. She is also considered to be one of the most unique characters in the show (the reason why she’s unique is in RQ#2).
 * 53) *Pasqelina and Benedetta both have unique personalities, with Pasqelina being a cutesy girly girl who has an obsession with reading books and Benedetta being a tomboy who has an interest of playing sports a lot. (Despite them being unlikable).
 * 54) *Sigrid is a nervous, but a calm and sweet non stereotypical Swedish woman, although she has a bad temper.
 * 55) *Clara is a non stereotypical albino asian demigirl(despite she's unlikabe and a total creep towards Bella)
 * 56) Carl and Trixie's baby named Sam looks cute(btw the babies in this show have dot eyes which makes them cute)
 * 57) Fern can be likeable sometimes
 * 58) there are some good episodes. examples include:
 * 59) *Meet Sam
 * 60) *Perfect date
 * 61) *Spring cruise(which is the best episode)
 * 62) *First come first slaped
 * 63) *Origins of Carlxie
 * 64) *Legend Of The Moon Creatures
 * 65) *Spix The Budgie
 * 66) *A Birthday To Be Uncelebrated
 * 67) *Suicide Mouse Returns
 * 68) *Welcome to the Rose Shores(that episode ended season 3 with a decent note)
 * 69) *Get off my way!
 * 70) *Kickass
 * 71) *Apple Spice
 * 72) *The best trans parents(the episode dedicated to Trixie and Carl taking care of the Sam while Carl is pregnant)
 * 73) the trailer, pilot episode and the special episodes are even better than the show itself(despite the show's animation is even better than pilot's animation)
 * 74) pretty decent and catchy theme song. even credit song is better!
 * 75) The moon creatures are pretty creative and adorable and scary at the same time.
 * 76) Trixie and Griselda being enemies and rivals for years is quite interesting.
 * 77) Season 4 of this show i a lot better than the previous seasons

Reception
Fern and Friends got panned by critics and audiences. It was ranked #3 on PhantomStrider's "Top 10 worst Adult tv shows" and it was ranked as the worst on CellSpex's "Animated tv shows of 2022: Worst to best".

Catchphrases
Fern: Oh honks! Oak: I’m going to be fine…EVERYTHING IS FINE. Lisa: What’s to eat, sista? Lucy: FUCK DE GAES John: I’m NOT a nerd! Mimi: John you’re a fucking nerd. Trixie: Hubs what the hell Helen: MERICA! Natasha: You Stupid! Sevan: What the actual Fuckity Fuck? Endzela: I’m Really Nice, but Sometimes I can also lose my temper at times… Manon: Ow, It feels so Good! Carl: Excuse me what the fuck Griselda: Diego: HELL NAW! Clara: Squish me Bella!
 * Don't mess with me Trevor
 * Shut up Caroline!!!

Episodes
Lisa: Nobody gives a crap, dumbass Lucy: WHO TAUGHT YOU SUCH NAUGHTY WORDS?????!!!!!

Helen: Where does the chocolate pizza milk go again? Mimi: This is why America has an A. John: I fucking HATE night shifts!!! Mimi: Can’t talk. Ignoring the dumbass nerd next to me. Episode: Night Shift (Season 1, Episode 1)

Trivia

 * 1) The “YOU’RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS” became an internet meme.
 * 2) Steven Sittle was charged and arrested for attempted murder of SushiNyanGaming
 * 3) Lucy and Lisa are giving Panty and Stocking vibes
 * 4) Griselda's Design is inspired by Verosika's(Helluva Boss) and Molly's(Hazbin Hotel) designs