Blog:Steven Universe

Steevin Yoonevurs is a gay ass retarded piece of fucken ass shit!!!!!

Plot
A chubby boy lives tumblr bait aliens battling monsters n stuff

WHY IT MAKES ME THE SUICIDE NON-BLONDE BOY!!!!!!!

 * 1) It’s gay
 * 2) Steven is FUCKING FOURTEEN buts acts like he’s EIGHT so he’s probably awtisstik
 * 3) *He's probably like that because he doesn’t go to school WHY WOULD YOU NOT HAVE YOUR CHILD GO TO SCHOOL HES GONA BE RETARDED AHHHHHHJHHH!!!!!!!!!!,1,1,,,>]€{kajnwbwywiwiskxndjj,,!,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 4) Lapis is a piece of shit
 * 5) Peridot never fuses bc stupid ass ******* ***** said she’s “aSeXuAl” which means when Steven fused with his dad that his dad is A PEDOPHILLE CHILD RAPIST like the president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 6) Steven's dad is an idiot
 * 7) * HE FUCKING STOLE HIS NAME FROM A SONG AND GOT SUED FOR 9272626272829190102029838383 DOLLARS
 * 8) *He got millions of dollars in one episode, but still lives in a van before Steven destroyed it! WHY WOULD YOU STILL LIVE IN A FUCKING VAN AFTER GETTING THAT MUCH MONEY?!?!?!!
 * 9) It's gay
 * 10) libtard cucks made it
 * 11) The diamonds are lady versions of Putin. They seem like they’re evil dictators but turn out to be weak! But you know what…at least Putin won’t have a complete turnaround after ONE ROAST LINE!!!!!
 * 12) Its gay!!
 * 13) 0ut of ALLLLLLL the rappers that could’ve voiced Garnet, they picked Estelle!!!! a fucking ONE HIT WONDER known only for the Fortnite chug jug song!!!!!!!!!!
 * 14) *Just imagine Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, or Nicki Minaj as her voice!!!!!!!
 * 15) *Hell, Nicki voices a character already, WHY COULDNT IT JUST BE GARNET AS WELL!?L!!!!?????
 * 16) It's GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 17) Steven is fat and has no friends
 * 18) * Oh wait he does but THATS IT he has NO OTHER FRIENDS and he tried to marry the one friend he had, but she rejected it because NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO FUCKING MARRY THAT CUCK!!!!!!!!
 * 19) Steven turns in2 Godzilla at the end
 * 20) Is shep a boy or a girl?
 * 21) All the characters are libtards as well
 * 22) Sadie is fat
 * 23) *Her band is trash too
 * 24) *NICKELBACK IS BETTER THAN THAT BAND
 * 25) Wastes the talent of nobody
 * 26) *Becuz nobody is talented here
 * 27) In fact, it sucks so much Nostalgia Critic should do a rant on it
 * 28) * Oh wait, he LIKES IT!!!!, if this was live akshin he’d tear it to shreds. I’ve lost all respect for you Doug!!!!!!!!!! Abusing employees, that's easy to get past, but LIKING THIS ohnonononono! If you like this even a bit:

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Oh redeeming Qualities, you want that, Steven! Steven has “redeeming” qualities, because he has the power to redeem Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, And Rebecca Sugar, the latter being the worst person out of the three.
 * 2) Blank pointer
 * 3) Blank pointer
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 * 5) blaik poyter
 * 6) blqk piytr
 * 7) nznanhwwuialam
 * 8) )2)#)%;(27

'THERE EIGHT REDEEMING QUALITIES! ARE YOU DUMBASSES HAPPY?!?!'