Blog:Say Hello to Mash (Pokémon Strange Journeys, Fake Episode)

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'''Note: As the title states, this is not a real episode, and the show it is part of is also not real. Edits are welcome but please be aware that some edits may be reverted.'''

"Say Hello to Mash" is the second episode of the third season of Pokémon Strange Journeys.

Summary
Ash and Misty's newborn child Mash has been kidnapped by Team Rocket, and they have to fight them to get her back. Afterwards, they show Mash to their friends, but find that her behavior has been downgraded since her kidnapping.

Bad Qualities
(W.I.P.) Note: These reasons point to the second half of the episode.
 * 1) Ash and Misty are supposed to keep an eye on Mash while talking about her with their friends, but they constantly get distracted, leading to Mash to escape her pram.
 * 2) *If Mash is a newborn, how is she able to sneak away from her pram?
 * 3) Mash does some stupid and sometimes disgusting things to some of the characters. The most noteworthy are jumping on top of Bonnie's head and pulling her hair, pulling up Dawn's skirt and looking under her, and, perhaps the worst of all, drinking from Max's penis. Seriously.
 * 4) Whenever Ash catches Mash doing bad things to his friends, he whips Mash with a stick. While this may be considered acceptable back in the 1950's, it is considered illegal nowadays.
 * 5) *After seeing Mash drink from Max's penis, he smacks her extra hard three times and screams at her, making her cry, then decides that he, Misty and Mash should all go home.
 * 6) Speaking of, Mash's crying is ten times as annoying as you'd expect.
 * 7) Regardless of how bad Mash has been, Misty just makes an excuse that "she is only a baby, she doesn't know any better".

Good Qualities
(W.I.P.)
 * 1) The first half of the episode is decent.
 * 2) While still bad, Misty's above line can be considered somewhat funny, as it is a reversal of the trope where the father is less wary over his child's behavior than their mother.
 * 3) A somewhat amusing ending where Mash breaks Ash's whip.

Laughably Bad Dialogue

 * (Ash and Misty see Mash drinking from Max's penis.)
 * Max: Aaah! Why are you doing this to me!?
 * (Misty falls over in shock and Ash runs to Mash.)
 * Max: Someone, please make her stop!
 * (Ash takes Mash off of Max and spanks her extra-hard three times.)
 * Ash: That's disgusting! How dare you do something like that!
 * (Mash starts to cry.)
 * Ash: (to Misty) I think it's time we go home.