Blog:Life of a Wimp (FAKE)

Life of a Wimp is a TV show that started airing on The CW in 2090

Plot
Greg Heffley is a 12-year old boy who is trying to survive middle school while having an abusive family at home.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The original book series wasn't that dark and focused more on humor, however this is another CW attempt of trying to reboot something as edgy and failing.
 * 2) The characters have been flanderized.
 * 3) * Greg himself is the school bully and beats every kid up who isn’t cool.
 * 4) * Rodrick is now on drugs and tries to kill his whole family every episode.
 * 5) * Manny commits genocide and sells illegal drugs and blames it on Greg, so he becomes a Karma Houdini for not getting punished.
 * 6) * Susan is a Karen that calls the police on neighbors just because they’re black!!!! Which means she's racist.
 * 7) * Frank is alcoholic and more on drugs than Rodrick, he is also the worst of the family due to him openly committing murder on people and raping women.
 * 8) Horrible acting, especially for Manny's, Rowley's, and Bryce's actors.
 * 9) Just like Riverdale it does bad on gay characters, as they are hinted to have feelings for each other (Like when Rowley and Bryce kiss after they flirt and talk about “cute butts”)
 * 10) Cheesy & laughable dialogue, like: “Girls…..they make and are for the moving Earth” and “Let’s shake those  SEXY asses class!!!”
 * 11) The animated segments are over-exaggerated, as Greg murders the people he hates in them.
 * 12) It uses product placement, Greg is addicted to Xbox, Manny watches Cocomelon, Susan watches the Kardashians, and Rodrick uses GarageBand for his song instrumentals.
 * 13) The final season is stupid. As Manny watching Cocomelon apparently gives North Korea information to go to war with the US, even though Cocomelon is from South Korea. So they must get the only weapon that can save it once and for all: PewDiePie. So they go to war with North Korea and in the finale PewDiePie fights them in a giant robot, HOW STUPID IS THAT?!?!?!?
 * 14) It tries so hard to be hip and cool with the kids as Greg always does Fortnite dances when he gets a Victory Royale.
 * 15) The show will also dox people who criticize it, even minors! It will give their occupations, places of education, marriage record, and even THEIR ADRESS AND ALL THE PLACES THEY HAVE LIVED!!!!!!!!
 * 16) The actors of the main characters die almost every episode because the characters are tortured and abused in the episodes by using real items. That means when a character is dead, they are DEAD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!
 * 17) Even Jeff Kinney hated the show, but he was too scared to confront the violent and evil creators.
 * 18) The movie: A Very Wimpy Vacation ALL OF IT
 * 19) The entirety of season 217894278951289 is just filler

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The animated segments look good.
 * 2) Some of the actors are decent.
 * 3) Despite being stupid, the final season doesn’t murder anyone in real life.
 * 4) Sometimes, it is considered “so bad…it’s good” (except for the actors getting murdered)'
 * 5) The scene with Susan and Mr. Jefferson at the strip club was hot

Reception
The show was critically panned and is not allowed to be talked about on IMDb due to all of it's controversy. The ghosts of Roger Evert and Gene Siskel came back to haunt the director of the movie when it came out. The TehGamerOne18Ville Newspaper stated “It feels just as tortured as the actors”.

It has a -4% on Rotten Tomatoes.