Blog:I Was a Teenage Cattle (The Ness and Alisa Funtime Show) (Fake Episode of Fake Spinoff Collab)

I Was a Teenage Cattle is an episode from the third season of  The Ness and Alisa Funtime Show.

Plot
Ness and Alisa Bosconovitch decided to do a special recipe for a potion at the lab room in their mansion. They both tried following the recipe, until, Alisa accidentally added a poison that was meant for cattle and not humans nor robots, but they both drink it and a horrible curse happens to the two, then, a farmer sends Ness and Alisa into his farm, but then, they realize that it's in a located in a different state. While Mira along with her fellow members (Nicole Watterson, Alastor, Randy Marsh, Felicia, and Paula Jones/Polestar) recently won a music contest in Atlanta, Georgia, so they had to come up with their second single, but they don't know what music genre should their song be.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) To Start off, the main plot is disturbing itself, as it involves Ness and Alisa making a potion in the lab at their mansion, but the latter accidentally added a poison that was meant for cattle, but they both decided to drink it anyway and transform into cattle. What the Hell?
 * 2) The Notorious scene of Ness and Alisa transforming into cattle after the latter added a poison meant for cattle and both decided to drink it. In fact, the sequence is disturbing itself, especially since this is a another episode that includes some panty shots out of Alisa.
 * 3) *In fact, they don't even look like cattle, but rather half cattle hybrids, since they are still wearing their normal clothing (albeit slightly ripped), and that the only cattle features they have are Horns, Tails, and Noses, reminiscent of a Bull/Cow OC on the Internet.
 * 4) The Farmer (Original Character) is very unlikable, as he tries to send both Ness and Alisa (their cattle forms) into his farm, which is located in a entirely different state (Iowa). As he even attempts to kill the latter and use her for milking, since she transformed into a cow. Making him very mean.
 * 5) It feels somewhat like a Ness and Alisa torture episode, despite it being a episode in a spin-off based on them.
 * 6) The Sub-plot of Mira and her fellow group members recording a new song, while better than the main plot, is nothing but filler.
 * 7) *Aside from that, there is other filler scenes, including:
 * 8) **PaRappa and Boyfriend (FNF) having a rap battle. Though to be far, that scene was funny.
 * 9) **Perfect Peter and D.Va complaining about animal cruelty.
 * 10) **Bomb going on a date with Agnes (his Ice Cream).
 * 11) **Kirby attempting to make the world record for the most candy shallowed at once.
 * 12) **Palutena telling Loona that she needs to fit the beauty standards in order to be pretty. Which rather sends the wrong message.
 * 13) **Lili De Rochefort laughing at Ugandan Knuckles memes, which goes on for too long and has been irrelevant since like, early 2018.
 * 14) **Lynn Loud Jr and Kid (Kid Cosmic) playing Darkstalkers 3.
 * 15) Overall, after the cattle transformation, it was never explained why did The Farmer decided to take Ness and Alisa into his farm in Iowa other than being animals, which could cause a major plot hole.
 * 16) There is just a lot of inappropriate and disturbing scenes in this episode, which includes:
 * 17) *As already mentioned, this is a another episode that includes Alisa's panty shots.
 * 18) *Ness erotically moaning while being breed by The Farmer.
 * 19) *Felicia twerking in front of Mira during the recording of the music video.
 * 20) *Bloo beating up Kat, only to get called out by Loona.
 * 21) It Portrays Iowa as a ugly and boring bustee with a lot of farmers.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Although both are Flanderized, Ness and Alisa Bosconovitch are likable here, as we sympathize with them for transforming into cattle and being taken to a different state.
 * 2) *Kid (Kid Cosmic), Josie Rizal, and Kirby are also okay.
 * 3) Good Ending: Ness and Alisa finally turn back into normal and they go back to their hometown of Miami, Florida. Following with the farmer being chased away by his farm animals.
 * 4) Josie Rizal's line, "Of Course, you added that, What the Hell is wrong with You?" is kinda hilarious.

Trivia

 * The Main plot of this Episode is a parody of the mh:besttvshows:That's So Raven episode, "Don't Have a Cow". But with the setting changed, it doesn't take place on Halloween, and Ness and Alisa replaces Raven Baxter and Chelsea Daniels respectively. The title is also a parody of the 1957 horror film, I Was a Teenage Werewolf.