Blog:Bad Page Example: Little Einsteins



Little Einsteins is a stewpid baby show on Playhouse Disney! And here's why!

Why It SUCKS COCK AND FUCKS ME UP THE ASS WITH A POGO STICK!!!!!!

 * 1) It sucks!
 * 2) Instead of using common sense, it uses music as a way to solve their problems!
 * 3) *Here is a "Thing of how Little Einsteins came to be": Oh no! I've dropped my ham sandwich on the floor! Oh no! What are we gonna do? I know! Lets ruin classical songs and sing them in a stewpid remix w/ lyrics. Great Idea! If we ruin a classic by adding bad lyrics into it we can get what we want. *singing* Yay! The han sandwich is flying in the air! Hooray!
 * 4) It aired on Playhouse Disney from 2005-2009! Four Fucking Years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 5) The show is featured on the Best Shows Wiki! What? No! This show is the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 6) Its a disgrace to Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 7) Its too annoying REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 8) The way they handle art is to scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 9) There is even a deleted scene of Grandma Rocket putting a latex on Big Jet! PROOF!!!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It got cancelled in 2009! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 2) Its not as bad as Neve and Gliz.