Blog:U Got 45'd: The Series

Good that sign is gone (seriously, nobody ever listens to that sign anyways)

"I fucking hate everything about this show! Everything, everything, everything about it! I hate the voices, I hate the singing, I hate the music and I hate everything about it! Who the fuck think it’s a good idea to make this shit a show?! WHO THE FUCK THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA?!?!"

- Some Angry Reviewer

U Got 45'd: The Series  is an 2026 animated muscial slice-of-life comedy show, it was created by Tilley Paris, who also created Badanamu: The Awesome Kids and Drop The Magic Book. It was based on two videos that nobody gives a shit about. The show made its premiere on Cartoon Network in 2026 and Nickelodeon in 2027 after its first spin-off aired, It stars the same people that we STILL don't care about

Despite its negative reception, the show made three spin-offs (the fourth one in development).

Plot
Seventeen-year old Brazil and his friends do a lot of randomness, adventure and porn in Drunk Street.

Why It Still Got 45'd, But In A Bad Way
'''Important note: This show is extremely controversial, for reasoning explained below. No positive pointers/section will be permitted on this page.'''
 * 1) The idea of making a series of a despised franchise, U Got 45'd isn't a great idea. The franchise was hated worldwide and there’s no point of continuing it. (Plus, nobody even ask for a series of it.)
 * 2) Much like Fred: The Show, it barely improved from the movies instead, it basically worsens it up again.
 * 3) It feels like a blatant rip-off to other fantasy or action shows, such as, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, BNA: Brand New Animal, My Hero Academia, etc, as almost the plot copies the elements from it, but with adult content into it.
 * 4) Overuse of slapstick.
 * 5) Quantity over quaility: Similar to The Crazy-Ass Group Show: The Series, Television Presentation, the series already has 15 seasons and 390 episodes in just 5 years, even more films and yet, 42 video games, which is extremely crazy.
 * 6) The show was basically just made because I Hate You Entertainment wanted to modernize the franchise along with the Badanamu Elsagate franchise.
 * 7) * Speaking of the Badanamu Elsagate franchise, they made a crossover episode named "U Got-Namu".
 * 8) No good comedy. Every single joke makes you want to commit suicide.
 * 9) Similar to Starch Brotherhood: The Series, the opening theme is way too short since it is 4 seconds long. It was also stolen from TilleyParis's intro again! WHAT?! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!!! TILLEYPARIS?! HOW DARE YOU STOLE YOUR OWN INTRO SONG AND PUT IT IN YOUR OWN SHITTY SERIES AGAIN! FIRST, YOU COPIED MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE'S POSTER, THEN YOU STOLE SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, MY LITTLE PONY: A NEW GENERATION AND SING'S TITLE AND NAMED IT AS U GOT 45'D: A NEW LEGACY, U GOT 45'D: A NEW GENERATION AND U GOT 45'D: SING, NOW YOU DID THIS???????? THATS FUCKING IT!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 39484389210203949595854829192938486868392019192848585939210293958492929293 CENTURIES!!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!
 * 10) Like all of its films, all of the characters haven't even improved or became more likable. Even some have gotten worse!
 * 11) * Many of them are also out-of-character, Mary-Sues and Gray Stu's, Karma Houdinis, perverts, pedophiles, unlikable or even have no personality into them, examples include:
 * 12) ** Brazil, the main character of the show suffers from a heavy flanderization. Not only he is still an unlikable and perverted teenager, but he is now heartless, a murder and a generic smart countryball who always gets away with everything.
 * 13) ** Japanese Empire reverted back to her perverted, unlikable and extremely bossy countryball like she was in the first, third, fourth, sixth, eighth, tenth and eleventh film of this franchise as she will always tells people what to do. Although not as common, she teaches underage Countryballs about sex. (In a TV-PG show by the way.) She also never, ever likes to tell the truth whenever she commits crimes.
 * 14) ***Starting from season 6, she is now a pornstar who loves minors and adults touching her breast, pole dancing in strip clubs for money and her sex obsession is taken up to the extreme.
 * 15) ** Poland, as always, is a massive Gray Stu
 * 16) ** Germany is now a massive serial killer who wants to murder and execute other countryballs.
 * 17) *** Speaking of Germany, he is now a pedophile now. In the tenth episode of this show, HE HAD SEX WITH A FOUR-YEAR-OLD COUNTRYBALL NAMED WYSTERI! He also sents uncensored porn to younger kids and teenagers to look at as seen in the third episode of season two. The fuck?
 * 18) *** In the show was announced, the creator of the show, TilleyParis said that Germany won’t be in the show. But she ended up lying. Germany is in this show.
 * 19) ** Nationalist China is now a worker. While it isn't that bad, it can be weird since Nationalist China was never a worker in the movies. Speaking of that, they never even showed her getting a job in the first place! She is also a Mary Sue now.
 * 20) *** Again, Speaking of Nationalist China getting a job, she is only fifteen-sixteen years old.
 * 21) *** As of Season 5, she is only used for filler.
 * 22) ** Cuba, as usual, is a Mary Sue. She also became a blander character.
 * 23) ** Soviet Union barely does anything to help the U Got 45'd Crew. Fuck this, we are moving on.
 * 24) ** Yugoslavia has a weird obsession with an app named TikTok? Which as never happened in the movies to the point where he even teaches his friends about TikTok and gave them a hard question.
 * 25) ** South Africa, despite being sixteen-seventeen years old, now smokes weed. He is also unlikeable and rude as he uses racist slurs.
 * 26) ** Kingdom Of Greece (or just Greece) is now a horrendous and laughable character as she tells WAY to many unfunny jokes and breaks the fourth wall 24/7.
 * 27) *** Speaking of Kingdom Of Greece, She tries way to hard to be hip and cool with the kids. In one episode, she dabbed. Which gets old since dabbing is already dead.
 * 28) ** Czechoslovakia is now atrocious and a jerk who keeps lying to everyone. (similar to Japanese Empire who always lie and never tells the truth.)
 * 29) ** Mexico, despite having a bit of improvement as she is no longer obsessed with twerking, is now a jerk who keeps getting angry when ever something happens to her. She also has a British stereotype as she speaks in a British accent. As of season 7, she became really crazy.
 * 30) ** Manchuria is just a generic smart countryball who's voice is grating.
 * 31) ** Thailand is also a Mary Sue with little no personality whatsoever.
 * 32) ** Facist Italy is an unfunny, hypocritical and racist Countryball, who has a Spanish stereotype.
 * 33) ** Philippines is just a bland and useless countryball who supports pedophilia despite being a teenager. She also has a weird obsession with private parts to the point where she even showed her private parts in public with a sign saying "PEDOPHILIA IS FINE! ITS EXTREMELY AWESOME".
 * 34) ** Australia is just a generic, weak and useless countryball who has a Italian stereotype.
 * 35) ** Belgium is a punching bag and a cringe-worthy "Sassy-ball."
 * 36) ** Norway, introduced in Season 3, won't stop screaming most of the time while saying "I don’t wanna (insert something here) and I want to go home!" Which gets really grating later on.
 * 37) ** Denmark, introduced in Season 3, is very bland with little no personality.
 * 38) * The rest of the characters (Croatia, Belgium, Nepal, British Raj, Ethiopia and other U Got 45'd characters that we don't give two fucks about.) are just bland as Cuba.
 * 39) The voice acting, while not bad, is absolutely painful, obnoxious and completely atrocious as it looks like the voice cast where forced to voice the characters of the series.
 * 40) * Most of the characters sound old or young for their ages. Some even sound drunk. Do we need to explain this shit?!
 * 41) ** Brazil, Poland, Mexico, Yugoslavia, Philippines, Nationalist China, South Africa and Japanese Empire sounded like they are in their 20s rather than a teenager.
 * 42) ** Kingdom of Greece sounds like a young girl rather than a fourteen-year old.
 * 43) ** Cuba sounds like she smoked way too much weed or drank way too much beer.
 * 44) Disgusting overuse of nudity in the characters', especially Brazil.
 * 45) Misleading Rating: Despite the show's overuse of nudity, strong language, graphic and disturbing violence and racist slurs, the show was rated TV-PG instead of TV-MA. It even claims that it is a children's show, but since there are adult content, it makes it harder to believe so. Don't forget it even airs on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon in the United States and the United Kingdom, YTV and even Teletoon in Canada. Which does channels are children's channels.
 * 46) The musical numbers are cringe-worthy to hear.
 * 47) * The characters singing voices sounds like they where drunk or something. And they are EXTREMELY EAR BLEEDING TO HEAR
 * 48) * Some songs are even parodies of songs from other shows. And they are intentionally bad.
 * 49) ** A True True Bitch had stolen A True True Friend from mh:besttvshows:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
 * 50) ** We Are Crystal Fuckers had stolen We Are Crystal Gems from mh:besttvshows: Steven Universe
 * 51) ** We Don’t Talk About Nazi Germany is a cringe parody of We Don’t About Bruno from mh:greatestmovies: Encanto
 * 52) There are COMPLETELY strange things that happened in this show that were NEVER revealed in the movies.
 * 53) * In the 1st episode of the second season, it revealed that Germany is actually Japanese Empire’s HUSBAND! Which is impossible since Japanese Empire is only sixteen years old.
 * 54) ** Speaking of Japanese Empire, in the movies, she is Brazil's girlfriend and wife, again, in the show, she is Germany's wife. Is see keeping the secret to Brazil that she is already with someone?
 * 55) * In the Season One finale, Poland said that he liked Germany (WW2 version) despite the fact that No No Germany ruined Poland's life in U Got 45'd: The Fucky Ending.
 * 56) Way, way, WAY too many disturbing scenes in this series, even for a Cartoon Network show.
 * 57) * In the twenty second episode of the first season, Brazil refuses to give his work to Germany. Then Germany BEATS BRAZIL TO DEATH EXTREMELY HARD. Causing Brazil to die. Which is extremely disturbing.
 * 58) * In the seventh episode, "COOK DAY!!!" Brazil and Japanese Empire didn't have any milk for there cooking show. Instead, Brazil actually used Japanese Empire’s breast to get milk. What the fuck!
 * 59) * The most infamous and disgusting scene was in "The Best Game!", where Brazil PUTS HIS PENIS IN JAPANESE EMPIRE'S VAGINA EXTREMELY HARD TO THE POINT WHERE JAPANESE EMPIRE WAS ACTUALLY SCREAMING IN JOY! Not to mention that Japanese Empire's scream was extremely disturbing.
 * 60) * In the season 4 episode "Trade Ya, Poland!" Poland gets his penis chopped off brutally uncensored. We are not joking.
 * 61) * In "Poland Dies 4", there was an awful ending, where the crew (expect Thailand) cheers for Poland, later on, Czechoslovakia strips naked and Yugoslavia sexually harasses him, the Japanese Empire starts pole dancing with her bunny suit on, Mexico twerks in her furry form, Brazil takes all of his clothes off and South Africa gets horny. We are not joking about this.
 * 62) *The characters' are sometimes seen wearing outfits that are either too inappropriate (mainly the female characters), especially in "Party Time!".
 * 63) **Mexico is seen dressed in a provocative outfit and was smoking cigarettes, despite being 15-years-old.
 * 64) **The Japanese Empire is seen wearing inappropriate outfits the most, despite being 17-years-old; she is often seen wearing provocative outfits in strip clubs.
 * 65) **Cuba, while it isn't that bad, her outfit is kinda too trendy or a bit edgy; she is once seen wearing a fake black wig with a cross earring, a spiked collar and a knife, making her emo.
 * 66) The series can get extremely offensive sometimes, especially some characters who have weird stereotypes.
 * 67) The Flash animation still hasn't improved from the films as it is still cut-rate, still suffers from frame drops and alot of animation errors commonly appear, even for 2026 standards.
 * 68) * Mexico's "Grito!" and Cuba's "Libre!" on their helmets are missing in some of the episodes. Such as "Testing Now… 1,2,3," and "The Best Game!."
 * 69) * Brazil's bag flashes to blue from brown in most of the episodes.
 * 70) Believe it or not, if a brutal episode had Poland, he gets abused not one, five but 300+ TIMES. Especially in "It's About Fucking Time, Poland," "Trade Ya Poland!", "Poland Dies", "Poland Dies 2," "Poland Dies 3" and "Poland Dies 4."
 * 71) Despite the shows negative reception, they made a spin-off named Tell Your Tale (not to be confused with My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale), Which its spin-off have the same negative reception.
 * 72) Sometimes, the plots can be repetitive in some episodes, since its just about sex and gore. Just as:
 * 73) * "The Best Game!"
 * 74) * "Poland Dies"
 * 75) * "Trade Ya, Poland!"
 * 76) * "Fucky Day And Getting Drunk"
 * 77) * "Awesome Night"
 * 78) * "Eurovision Disaster"
 * 79) Way too many bad morals:
 * 80) * Fucky Day and Getting Drunk, teaches kids that it's okay to drink too many alcoholic drinks.
 * 81) * The Best Game, teaches kids that sexualizing minors isn't wrong.
 * 82) * Japanese Empire's Obsession, teaches kids that being a pornstar is fine.
 * 83) No character development whatsoever.
 * 84) Hypocrisy: In the episode, "Shits Squad", the swearing was censored in the episode, due to the show being rated TV-PG, but many, many, MANY of the other episodes contain that language.
 * 85) None of the characters are punished, arrested nor grounded for their actions, making all of them Karma, especially Brazil, Japanese Empire, Czechoslovakia, Nationalist China, Australia, Cuba, Poland, South Africa, Mexico, Yugoslavia, Facist Italy, Germany and Manchuria.
 * 86) Very weak and unfunny humor, since its mainly just disgusting nudity and violence.
 * 87) Brazil, Japanese Empire, Poland, Nationalist China, South Africa, Philippines, Yugoslavia, Manchuria and Australia often go to the bar and drink beer, despite them being teenagers.
 * 88) The dubbing of the show is extremely horrible and obnoxious, especially for the French, Spanish, Arabic, Japanese, German and the Portuguese dub.
 * 89) It tries way hard to be hip and cool with the kids, such as Yugoslavia using TikTok, Kingdom of Greece dabbing (as mentioned earlier), Japanese Empire taking way to many selfies in "SELFIE TIME!" and Brazil and Nationalist China playing video games.
 * 90) Like Teen Titans Go!, The Powerpuff Girls (2016) and My Little Pony: Pony Life, The show mainly relies of slice-of-life and randomness, rather than action and adventure, as usual with most modern Cartoon Network shows.
 * 91) While it is not common, the crew is seen immature. In “The Worst Meaning of Christmas”, they all start crying (expect for Thailand), all because they didn’t get any presents for Christmas, despite the rule saying that nobody in Drunk Street is allowed to get presents.
 * 92) As of December 24, 2028, Cartoon Network decides to air nothing but U Got 45’d (along with both of its spin-offs, Tell Your Tale and Make Your Mark) until January 1st, 2029, despite the show and its spin-offs being hated, this cause everyone to not go on Cartoon Network. Much like what they did with Teen Titans Go! in 2017.
 * 93) The show can promote terrorism sometimes.
 * 94) Although this was never ever added into the show, in the first episode of the first season, Brazil is seen puking 20 times. Considering gross-out humor.
 * 95) Badly drawn and generic character designs.
 * 96) Awful dialogue for the characters.
 * 97) All of the episodes are atrocious, have a lot of flaws or downright poorly-written, seriously, none of the episodes are good! Such as:
 * 98) *Fucky Day and Getting Drunk (which started the series with a sour note).
 * 99) *Squished Area, Eh?
 * 100) *Switzerland The Neutral Girl
 * 101) *Hotel Craziness
 * 102) *Feelin' Good, Today?
 * 103) *Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club!
 * 104) *Trash Can Challenge
 * 105) *Screentime Fight!
 * 106) *Sister Funtime!
 * 107) *Atrocious Musical
 * 108) *Dating Club
 * 109) *How Many TikTok Trends?
 * 110) *Fucking Whooping Time!
 * 111) *Party Time!
 * 112) *Brazil The Lazy Bitch
 * 113) *It's About Fucking Time, Poland
 * 114) *Your True Average Bitch
 * 115) *Tennis Game! (The least bad episode, but it's still bad)
 * 116) *Adventures Awaiting… Fuck Off!
 * 117) *The Shitmas Special (the worst episode of season 1)
 * 118) *How to Not Shop: Learn How to Pay Your Fucking Food!
 * 119) *The Document Fight!
 * 120) *The Stupid Singers
 * 121) *Poland and Czechoslovakia Kills Themselves!
 * 122) *Can You Tell Me How to Get Drunk at Sesame Street?
 * 123) *Sweeping the Shits Away (which ended season 1 with a sour note)
 * 124) *Japanese Empire's Secret (which started season 2 with a sour note)
 * 125) *Brazil's Revenge
 * 126) *Oscars Sucks!
 * 127) *Poland Dies
 * 128) Much like how the 2015 movie Minions destroyed Illumination's reputation, and how Teen Titans Go! destroyed Cartoon Network's reputation, this show destroyed Kaliningrad General (who created the video), Polandball and many of the team members' reputation, as many people would usually think of the show when a member is mentioned, it is also why Cartoon Network was hated by many people since when a different show gets canceled, they would usually blame this show.

The ONLY Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Oh wait! *slaps head* I forgot! THERE ARE NONE!!!

Season 1

 * 1) Fucky Day and Getting Drunk
 * 2) Squished Area, Eh?
 * 3) Switzerland The Neutral Girl
 * 4)  Atrocious Musical
 * 5) Trash Can Challenge
 * 6) Brazil The Lazy Bitch
 * 7)  The Shitmas Special

Season 2
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) Japanese Empire’s Secret
 * 2)  Boys vs Girls
 * 3) Eurovision Disaster

Season 3

 * 1) The Best Game!
 * 2) COOK DAY!!!
 * 3) Testing Now… 1,2,3

Season 4
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) Trade Ya, Poland!
 * 2) Crystal Brighthouse Tour
 * 3) Poland Dies

Dialogue from the Show
Brazil: Fuck you! Japanese Empire: I feel so horny~ Cuba: Why am I here! I want to leave fucking Drunk Street already! Norway: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT TO GO HOME ALREADY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Yugoslavia: TikTok time! Mexico: Just shut up! Manchuria: Um… screams Kingdom of Greece: YAY! I LOVE FIRES! No-No Germany: Fuck off or I will fucking throw you off a fucking cliff! Nationalist China: I’m not a worker! South Africa: I'am not high, now leave me the fuck alone! Australia: You know what, fuck this, I'm killing myself Philippines: STOP EVERYONE! PEDOPHILIA ISN'T BAD, ITS REALLY GOOD! Czechoslovakia: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Thailand: Everyone stop! Soviet Union: I don't even care anymore… Belgium: If you are a teenager, why the fuck do you have sex a lot? Luxembourg: Screw this! I need for screen time in this show! Switzerland: Please stop sex torturing me! I’m only thirteen-years-old! New Zealand : do you want to see my vagina? Netherlands: um… I don't support pedophilia now stop. UNDER DESTRUCTION

Episodes
Brazil: GIVE ME FOR FUCKING BEER! MORE! MWAHAHAAH!!! Manchuria: For fucks sake Brazil, stop it! Poland: Fuck this! I'm going to Alaska, cause I love cars jumping off a cliff!

Episode: Fucky Day and Getting Drunk (Season 1 Episode 1)

Japanese Empire:: Ah shit! Now what? We are all squished inside this small shit and how are we going to get the fuck out? THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GETTING OUT! Mexico: I want to go home! I hate being squished! Poland: *looks at door* There's a fucking entrances to leave this squish shit! Brazil: Bitch, eh? Cuba: Ugh, Brazil shut up with the eh! Episode: Squished Area, Eh? (Season 1 Episode 2)

Manchuria: What the fuck are you two doing? Stop sex torturing Switzerland, she is very neutral and you bitches should leave her alone, NOW. Brazil: Fuck you, Manchuria, I'm not going to stop! I love doing that and it feels so nice! Now I want you to go fuck yourself! Manchuria: *takes gun* DID YOU JUST TOLD ME TO FUCK MYSELF?! Brazil: *looks at Manchuria* Yeah, bitch! Oh! Now your holding a fucking gun, now try me! I’m not scared! South Africa: Brazil, let's keep torturing Switzerland, Manchuria is just fucking tricking you. Switzerland: No, don't continue! I had enough with it, please! *screams in pain* Episode: Switzerland The Neutral Girl (Season 1 Episode 3)

Yugoslavia: What's your answer! Give me the fucking answer! Mexico: *looks at book* um… 69? Yugoslavia: CORRECT, BITCH! IT'S FUCKING 69! Cuba: Yugo-fucking-savia, that answer is wrong! Your the worst teacher ever! (What are you a teenager?) At the hotel… Facist Italy: Hello, welcome to the fucky hotel, what do you want. Brazil: I just want to sleep cause in my house, the Crystal Brighthouse, there is only one bed that isn't fucking big enough, so me, Empire of Japan and Poland are in the hotel for no reason. At the bedroom… Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Harder, harder, harder, Brazil! It's so beautiful when you do it harder! Push me harder in the vagina! Poland: Hey, Brazil and Empire of Japan, are you going to let me fucking in? Brazil: Fucking no! I'am not letting you in until it's over!

Mexico: *breaks into the hotel* I GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT! AFTER 4 YEARS! Poland: Why did you even break into the fucking hotel! Manchuria: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'AM SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT! SO KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICES DOWN OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE! Brazil: Fuck you. I'am going to be loud! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Brazil my love! Can we continue our sexy mating? Brazil: Okay, my sexy girl. Now, show your breast and I'am going to squeeze it and put my penis back and forth, okay? Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan: Okay! Here it goes! Episode: Hotel Craziness (Season 1 Episode 4)

Australia: *looks at sign* Why the hell does the sign says fucking? Netherlands: Welcome to Fucking! Australia: That's an actual name? *screams* Japanese Empire: Fuck me… I feel really horny today! Australia: Ew, no! *runs away*

Episode: Feelin' Good, Today? (Season 1 Episode 5)

Brazil: You suck. Manchuria: No, you suck, bitch! Brazil: No you suck! South Africa: N***ers! Come here, no, I mean, Brazil! Come here. I have the best fucking plan ever! Brazil: What plan? South Africa: You will see… At an abandoned area… South Africa: Since we are at this ugly shit, we are doing to turn this place into a strip club. It will be so hot went we open that place! Brazil: A strip club? I LOVE STIRP CLUBS! FUCK YEAH! South Africa: I already got the poles and some other stuff that we are going to place inside our strip club. I'am so excited for this to happen. Many people will go there for sure, no matter what age. Brazil: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET'S FUCKING DO IT! I CANNOT WAIT TO FUCK SOME WOMEN! Musical number what will be under destruction…

Brazil: The strip club… we should name it Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club! South Africa: Oh fuck yeah! Now we should open it! During the night

Mexico: I love pole dancing! Brazil: I'm doing it harder! Japanese Empire: Ah~ I love what you did my love! Facist Italy: What the fuck is this? A strip club? Oh no they did not make one. I’m closing this!

Episode: Brazil and South Africa's Strip Club! (Season 1 Episode 6)

Cuba: Pull out the garbage can! Poland: Shut up, the garbage can is here. Mexico: What are you waiting for? Let's start the challenge!

Episode: Trash Can Challenge (Season 1 Episode 7)

British Raj: Finally, I got screentime in this episode! Nepal: What? How, I barely get any screentime in this show! Manchuria: Maybe because- British Raj and Nepal: Shut up! Manchuria: Okay? Nepal: What the fuck am I doing again? Oh yes! Listen here, British Raj, I know you got your episode, but- I will take over it! Cause I never get any fucking screentime! British Raj: What? You know I barely get any fucking screentime in this show too, so I will be the main protagonist of this fucking episode! Fuck you, Nepal! Nepal: No, Fuck you, British Raj. British Raj: No, Fuck you! Nepal: Oh, you want to start a fucking fight? FINE THEN, I GET MORE FUCKING SCREENTIME British Raj: NO, I GET MORE FUCKING SCREENTIME, BITCH!

Episode: Screentime Fight! (Season 1 Episode 8)

Cuba: *slams her face in the sign* Why the fuck is Brazil so crazy! Mexico: I don't know, he is probably a crazy-ass Bitch! Cuba: Crazy-ass Bitch, crazy-ass Bitch, crazy… ass… Bitch? Mexico! That gives me an awesome idea! Mexico: What? Cuba: *whispers* We should call Brazil a "Crazy-ass Bitch" by going to his house, the Crystal Brighthouse and call him that for fun! Mexico: *shouts* Hell yeah! I love that ide- Brazil: What are you talking about? Mexico: *looks at ice cream sign* Ice cream! Yeah, ice cream!

Episode: Sister Funtime! (Season 1 Episode 9)

Czechoslovakia: Yes! Musical time! Japanese Empire: *screams* This is going to be the best performance in out lives! Poland: Fuck you, Japanese Empire, this isn't always going to be the best, it's going to be the GREATEST! Brazil: *worms up his singing voice* *coughs* Fuck! I don't feel good. I'm going to throw up after this!

Episode: Atrocious Musical (Season 1 Episode 10)

Nationalist China: Things you should not do while your with your girlfriend. Nationalist China edition. Rule number 1, don’t you even have sex with them everyday or night as a date, I know it sounds dumb, but Brazil does it every fucking time with Japanese Empire! Rule number 2, Just pl- Kingdom of Greece: Ooo! Are you recording? Hi everyone! I'am in the video now! Nationalist China: Shut the fuck up, Kingdom of Greece, get out! Kingdom of Greece: Awwww! Your so fucking mean! Brazil: Greece? Kingdom of Greece: No! I'am not talking to you right now!

Episode: Dating Club (Season 1 Episode 11)

Yugoslavia: How many TikTok trends are there at the moment? Cuba: This is a hard question… Belgium: I don't know, there is soo many trends. Brazil: WHY THE FUCK IS YUGOSLAVIA ARE TEACHER! HE ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING ADULT! AND WHY ARE WE DOING TIKTOK! South Africa: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm… (let me think, let me think, let me think). 69? Yugoslavia: 69?! FUCKING 69?! THERE IS MORE THAN FUCKING 69! WHO ARE YOU, A DUMB INSTAGRAM PERSON?! OR A FUCKING SCHOOL NERD WHO BARELY DOES ON SOCAIL MEDIA AT FUCKING ALL?! OUT!!! NOW!! South Africa: *laughs* Make me! Belgium: *whispers* South Africa, stop! South Africa: It has fucking nothing to do with you, Belgium.

Episode: How Many TikTok Trends? (Season 1 Episode 12)

Poland: Fuck yeah, time to whoop some dogs! Mexico: Okay! Police: Hello, you are arrested for whooping dogs!

Episode: Fucking Whooping Time! (Season 1 Episode 13)

Mexico: Bitch, we are wearing absolute great outfits! Japanese Empire: Yeah! Episode: Party Time! (Season 1 Episode 14)

Mexico: GAME OVER… HAHAHA! Nationalist China: Brazil, wake the fuck up! Episode: Brazil The Lazy Bitch (Season 1 Episode 15)

Brazil: It's about fucking time! Let's go! Episode: It's About Fucking Time, Poland (Season 1 Episode 16) UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Reception
Like all of its films, U Got 45'd: The Series was lambasted by every single human being on the planet. (we are not joking. More negative than The Crazy Ass Group Show.) Adults and Children over the age of seven have been completely disgusted about the sex scenes and swearing on the series that is made for children. Parents even tried to force Cartoon Network to take the show off the air and move it to Adult Swim.

It currently holds a 0/10 on IMDb, a 0% critic score and a 0% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 0 out of 100 on Metacritic. Making it the worst Cartoon Network show, the worst Nickelodeon shows, the worst Fantasy shows, the worst Magical girl shows, the worst Comedy shows and the worst show in history, hell even worse than The Awesome Guys!

However, despite all the panning, the show has been really successful. With the show becoming a massive hit among kids, as it performed positively far beyond expectations. The series has garnered record ratings among kids, with it currently being one of the most popular shows on Cartoon Network. Which has resulting in the show becoming adored by them, causing people to call this show "the next Teen Titans Go!".

Trivia

 * The show was originally going to air of Adult Swim, but instead, it air it on Cartoon Network.
 * Brazil’s voice actor was changed in season four, due to his original voice actor (who also voiced in the films) saying that he doesn’t want to voice him anymore, which is the reason why Brazil has a weird 25-year-old voice.
 * Japanese Empire's name is sometimes named "Empire of Japan", as seen in a new episodes.
 * Mexico and Cuba are reviewed to be sisters as seen in the episode, Sister Funtime!. Mexico is an older sister to Cuba while Cuba is the younger sister.