Blog:House Fancy Rant

Warning: Cringe
So I’ve never felt angry about anything to do a rant, but there is something I cannot stand:

House Fancy is an ok episode of SpongeBob SquarePants…except for that FUCKING TOENAIL SCENE!!!!!!

WHY WAS THAT ADDED?!? NO SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WAS IT PUT THERE?!?!? IT SERVED NO FUCKING PURPOSE TO THE EPISODE AT ALL!!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants is a fun show about a funny optimistic Sponge and his friends with hilarious and distinct personalities. It has slapstick, but it’s funny gags and feels cartoony, slapstick IS NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPLICITLY SHOW THE PAIN!!!!! If it does do that, it’s NOT SLAPSTICK, it’s just sad and reminds you of real life.

The toenail scene perfectly shows what would happen if you hurt your toenail, I don’t want to see that in SPONGEBOB!!!! Plus, it contributes NOTHING to the fucking ass episode and had NO REASON TO BE ADDED AT ALL AND ONLY BRINGS SUFFERING TO THIS WORLD!!!!!!!

This is the only fiction in the world that has made me this angry over it existing, its two seconds of unnecessary suffering!!!