Blog:Top 5 Worst South Park Episodes

I F**king love South Park. It’s one of my favorite shows ever! But no show is perfect. And there’s gonna be bad episodes. So I’m counting down my Top 5 Worst South Park Episodes. If you are easily offended by the word “Worst” I just want to tell you I’m making a Best list soon. And this is MY OPINION. Let’s get started.

#5: Stanley’s Cup (S10E14)
This is considered one of the most infamous episodes of South Park. But I generally don’t hate it in my opinion. I’m not saying it’s the best (It clearly isn’t.) but not one of the worst either. Now I do think this is a bad episode. The reason why I don’t completely hate this episode, is because I knew what they were going for. It’s mocking all kids sports movies, because every single one of them is predictable. The Mighty Ducks, The team wins. Little Giants, The team wins. Air Bud, The team wins. You get my point here? It’s meant to be a satire on those movies. But here’s why it dosen’t work and a lot of people hate it. First, It’s very bland. Second, the ending commits severe overkill. Again, I get it’s a satire. But having the ending shown kids getting beaten and a kid dying from cancer, Just isn’t worth it. So I don’t generally hate it, but I can see why a lot of people do.

#4. Marjorine (S9E9)
There is WAY TOO MUCH STUFF GOING ON IN THIS EPISODE! THEY THINK THEY CRAMMED IN ENOUGH?! This is the most way down episode of South Park I’ve ever seen! What makes South Park so great, is to make so much out of a little plot device. So when you put in so many stuff at once, it feels cluttered! It’s like you’re watching multiple South Park Episodes at once and not getting anything out of it! No entertainment, no moments of clarity, very few laughs, It’s just my god it’s a headache! I need something really funny right now! Like Butters punching his Jackass dad in the balls or something! Let’s move on.

#3: Pip (S4E14)
Ok, you can’t even lie to me and tell me you remember this episode. They barely even rerun it any more. And honestly, who the hell would want an episode based on Pip?! Okay honestly, I didn’t hate Pip. He’s a decent side character, but he should NOT be given his own episode! Butters, yeah he works out because Butters is so F**king charming and entertaining that he could HOLD an episode! So this episode’s plot is based on the Charle Dicken’s Novel Great Expectations. (That title is f**king fitting.) which takes place in England and focuses around a young boy named Pip. And Malcom McDowell narrates in this. WHY?! HE DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS! Another problem is that the designs are F**king Horrifying! And they’re not funny or interesting characters so that’s even more of a turn on! It’s too boring, too basic, too annoying, It’s without a doubt the most forgettable episode of South Park. And the most unneeded one as well. Pip did not deserve his own episode. And after watching this, I can understand why they haven’t brought him back ever since his gruesome death in 201.

#2: A Million Little Fibers (S10E5)
This episode has a similar problem as Pip. It’s that it relies on a character that can’t hold an episode. And that character is Towelie. I’m not talking about the episode Towelie, that was an awesome episode. But Towelie can not hold an episode on his own. And this episode is proof of that. This is gonna sound really strange, but this episode is too weird! Yeah! I’m saying an episode of South Park is weird! It’s South Park, they master this stuff, But God! This is so out there! Why is Oprah’s vagina talking in a British accent? Yes I get it it’s South Park it’s a cartoon blah blah blah, But wait until we get more into this episode. Later in the episode Oprah promotes Towelie’s book and... Yeah, I was just missing Oprah’s vagina. Why don’t you throw in her asshole too?! (Sarcasm) They actually threw in her asshole. Does anything in this episode makes sense?! This is basically Mart and Trey’s filler episode. I think this was made to piss off the South Park fans and if that was the case... Good F**king job guys. I’m pretty sure you know what #1 is.

#1: Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina (S9E1)
Now I think Season 9 was the worst season of South Park. But when you see that this episode has started it off, I’m pretty sure you know why it’s (by comparison) The worst South Park season. Matt and Trey have gone into this season without having any goddamn ideas for episodes. In fact the only ideas they had were Die Hippie, Die and Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina. There’s nothing that I can say here about this episode other than whole lots of filler and an UNGODLY AMOUNT of Gross-out. There’s so many unfunny jokes, and there are horribly argued shots of Transgender people. And of course there’s the INFAMOUS SEX CHANGE TAPE! There are 4 1 second tapes of a real life SEX CHANGE GOING ON! But because of the lack of ideas, THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE 5 FULL UNCUT MINUTES OF A REAL SEX CHANGE WITH MR. GARRISON TALKING OVER IT! No one wants to see an uncensored bloody surgery going on! (Unless if you have a very bizarre fetish.) Another reason to hate this episode, is that this episode almost KILLED SOUTH PARK. Matt and Trey were so stressed out, that Trey Parker fully admitted that he came very close to pulling a Dave Chapelle and leaving the show. It’s Graphic, It’s Offensive, It’s Boring, It’s got nothing going for it, It’s just a big black mark on a wonderful masterpiece.

Dishonorable Mention #1: Brittany’s New Look (S12E2)
This one is the same situation with Stanley’s Cup. I chose that over this because of the ending in that episode. This episode, I can understand why a lot of people hate, and it’s also mean-spirited.

Dishonorable Mention #2: D-Yikes! (S11E6)
This one comes off as a parody of the movie 300, because Ms. Garrison tries to use her lesbian powers to save the world and... It’s awkward. The jokes are over-used and it’s really uncomfortable to watch.

Dishonorable Mention #3: South Park is Gay! (S7E8)
I actually don’t hate this episode. In fact a lot of people don’t hate it.