Blog:The Living Men (seasons 2-5, 80-present)

Note: This blog post is for fun. Also, this show isn't real obviously.

The Living Men is one of the first TV shows ever made. It first aired on December 3, 1933 on Man's TV Shows. As of July 11, 1938, due to the shutdown of the former, the show now runs on an improved version of Man's TV Shows called Man's TV Shows Re-United.

Plot
A man named Jimbo is always sweet, innocent and kind to everyone. But for some reason... he goes to jail anyway.

Overall

 * 1) Both have so much violence that it's just unpleasant.

Seasons 2-5
NOTE: This section is unfinished.
 * 1) Godawful dialogue that either makes no sense or is just ridiculous, such as "Eat my cow dude!" and "I feel like I'm turning into a chipmunk!"
 * 2) Repeated stupid dancing, use of slurs and offensive jokes.
 * 3) Many actors quit because of these things, causing the characters to be removed. However, the actors returned in the Season 6 premiere, "Hello Old Friends!", along with their characters.
 * 4) A lot of jokes are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc.
 * 5) *They also make fun of deformed people repeatedly.
 * 6) These seasons were so bad that they caused Man's TV Shows to shut down forever.
 * 7) *This was most likely because of the terrible Season 5 finale "Two Beers or Else".

Seasons 80-present

 * 1) Many of the characters have been flanderized to death:
 * 2) Jimbo used to be always innocent, but in the Season 86 episode, "The Day You Died", he stabbed his enemy Jax 15 times and got away with it. He also assaulted a police officer 100 times in "Everybody Hates the Police". These two episodes were so controversial that in the Season 86 finale, "The Dead Couple", Jax threw him off a cliff and Jimbo never came back to the show.
 * 3) Maria was always a psychopath, but she is way worse in later seasons, as she blew up 40 cities in Africa and ran over her own mother. Much like her husband Jimbo, she was thrown of a cliff in the Season 86 finale.
 * 4) Vanessa used to be a psychopath like her mother Maria who ruined other peoples' lives, but now she is literally a police officer. While this is technically a good thing, it is still a pointless, unexplained and confusing character change. She was killed in "Police Officer Attack" for no reason whatsoever.
 * 5) Vanstar used to be a young child with a nice imagination, now he's a man in his 80s who kills children, notably innocent children. He has actually been flanderized since Season 50, but is considered much worse in Season 80-88. As a result, he is considered the worst character in the entire series. Luckily, he, like many others, died in the season finale.
 * 6) The judges are way dumber, unfair and cruel then they used to be. They used to act like perfectly professional judges, now they are literally dumber than Officer Barbrady in South Park.
 * 7) The newer episodes last way too long, in fact, as of 2020, they last 30 minutes long.
 * 8) *In addition, the episode "Nobody Never Ever Lives!" is 5 hours long. It wasn't even a special!
 * 9) All of the new characters are bland as can be. No, literally. One of them is called Nothing.
 * 10) 97% of the old actors have left the show and have caused multiple characters to be removed:
 * 11) Fred Fat was removed from the show in Season 83.
 * 12) Jeff Binoculars was removed from the show in Season 85 despite that he is a fan favourite.
 * 13) June was removed from the show in Season 81.
 * 14) It often feels like the exact opposite of what the show used to be.
 * 15) The new theme song "The Living Men (We're Never Gonna Die!)" is awful and unfaithful to the original theme song.
 * 16) The movies are still awful, as proven by the 2016 film The Living Men: Communist Goes Wild and the 2019 film The Living Men: Fish on a Breadstick. These films are just as bad as the original 1970 Living Men Movie, the 1983 film, If You Ever Go to Jail Forever: A Living Men Movie and the 1997 film, The Living Men 3: Nobody Asked for It.
 * 17) The video games are still just as bad as the movies, especially the 2015 game Jimbo's Alien Invasion and the 2016 game Maria Goes to Africa.
 * 18) This awful episode.

Overall

 * 1) The show's first season and all other seasons from 6-79 are good.

Seasons 80-present

 * 1) While the downfall is not overall understandable due to the fact it feels like the exact opposite (as mentioned on WTSS#5), having a downfall alone is technically understandable after 88 years.
 * 2) As mentioned on WISS#1N#3, Vanessa's change of character is actually a good thing.
 * 3) With a few exceptions, the newer episodes are ironically better than the episodes from the seasons ran by Man's TV Shows aside from the Season 1 episodes.
 * 4) The video games are slowly improving.

Trivia

 * All of the seasons have 52 episodes, due to an episode coming out every week. However, if you count the pilot as a season 1 episode, then season 1 has 53 episodes.