Blog:How to not make a page: Peppa Pig



 Peppa Pig  is one of the worst shows ever because it sucks so hard!!

Plot
So some 4-5 year old piglet named Peppa goes on “aDvEnTuReS”. No, not really, Peppa actually likes to be a brat.

Why It FUCKING  Sucks

 * 1) As mentioned above, it sucks.
 * 2) It stinks.
 * 3) IT'S TOO GIRLY!!!!!!
 * 4) Peppa acts like a brat.
 * 5) *One example is in Daddy Gets Fit, she went REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and told Daddy Pig to get fit ALL BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 6) *ANOTHER EXAMPLE IS THAT SHE FUCKED UP MR. KRABS’ SECRET FORMULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 7) It ran for 16 years and it’s still running as of today. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * 8) The characters (especially Peppa and George) are drop dead big time so unlikable ranging from just mediocre, to downright terrible.
 * 9) The theme song is garbage and annoying. The lyrics are:
 * 10) *I’m Peppa Pig (Peppa: Oinks)
 * 11) *This is my little brother George (George: Oinks x2)
 * 12) *This is Mummy Pig (Mummy: Oinks)
 * 13) *And this is Daddy Pig (Daddy: Oinks very loudly) (Whole pig family: Laughs)
 * 14) *Peppa Pig (Peppa: Oinks)
 * 15) *My God was that the most annoying theme song.
 * 16) It spawned memes. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * 17) The edited videos people on YouTube make about this show are shit. Here's an example.
 * 18) It's a huge ripoff to South Park, which is a lot better and Caillou, which IS THE WORST SHOW EVER AND NEEDS TO DIE!!!
 * 19) Peppa is basically a female version of Caillou.
 * 20) It exists. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GJFVBNHYKUHGFHGGBDTFYHGJGBTRDTHFYHGJYBGVCTRDTFJGHBVTCRRGGDHFGYHTRSDGFGTHJJGRTSGDTFHGYTGRHTJBYTRDHTGYVTDRGHTJYGTRDTFHJYGHFRTDFGHFGTYHGFDRTYHJNBVFTYHJNBVFTGYHBVCFTYHGFDGHJNBVCFGHJNBVCDFGHJHVCDFGHJMNBVCDFGTYHJHBVCXDFGHJBVCDFGHJNHBVCXDFGHJNHBGVCDFGHJNHBGVFCDFGHJKHGFCDFGHJHGFCDXDFGHJKHGFCDXFGHJHGFCDXCFGHJHGFCDXFGHUJHGFDXFGHUJHGFDCFGHUJHGFCDFGYUJHGFCDFGHYUJHGFCDFGYUJCG 
 * 21) THERE’S FOOTAGE OF PEPPA ROBBING A FRIGGIN GAS STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 22) It’s nothing but filler
 * 23) It is bad
 * 24) It’s Garbage
 * 25) It’s dumb
 * 26) It’s Very dumb!!!!!!!!1 ''VERY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuMB!
 * 27) Peppa is a pig, which means she should be in our food, not in a garbage show
 * 28) gbbbbbnhjmjmmmmnk,juhytrewdsfvghjiuytrfdvgbhn
 * 29) Some of the characters are fucking gibberish.
 * 30) The way the characters speak speak is very annoying.
 * 31) they are annoying
 * 32) The characters don’t Die, they don’t even get revived in the next episodes
 * 33) they should die and save themselves the trouble
 * 34) Mommy pig isn't sexy! YES!!! LET THAT SINK IN!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!!
 * 35) One episode had Peppa twerking I’m Not even Kidding!
 * 36) No entertainment
 * 37) Peppa is a massive Karma Houdini.
 * 38) they do filler and they are humoungous hypocrites. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGOOOOOSSSS HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!1!!11!
 * 39) It caused the coronavirus
 * 40) this show is worse than hitler, donald trump and stalin combined!!!!!!1 CANt you BELIEVE IT
 * 41) Worst than NI HAO KAI LAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111!!111!1
 * 42) You know who likes this show? Dora the Explorer.
 * 43) You know who doesn't like this show? ME!

The ONLY 3 Redeemable Qualities

 * 1) When Peppa isn’t being a brat, she can be cute and somewhat likable.
 * 2) The Mr. Skinnylegs episode was banned in Australia because they are a lot of creepy spiders over there.
 * 3) It’s not as bad as Caillou.