Yours, Mine and Mine (SpongeBob SquarePants)

”Yours, Mine and Mine” is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season seven. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick fight over a Krusty Krab-licensed toy.

Why It's Not Ours

 * 1) SpongeBob and Patrick act way too childish as the both of them fight over a "toy" that Mr. Krabs made called the Patty Pal.
 * 2) Speaking of immature, the way the episode is written is really childish and overly immature beyond belief.
 * 3) *Here is a good example of this: Patrick gets denied by the fact that his Krabby Kiddy Meal requires money, and of course, he starts crying over having no money like a whiny spoiled brat.
 * 4) Patrick is extremely unlikeable and hypocritical in this episode, and his unlikability is taken too far enough to write him at his worst for a variety of reasons:
 * 5) *He refuses to share the licensed toy with his best friend, SpongeBob.
 * 6) * At first, he thinks "Sharing is fun." But the next morning, he refuses to share the toy with him and starts being unreasonably selfish, making Patrick an inconsistent hypocrite.
 * 7) * By the way, SpongeBob is technically the owner of the licensed toy since Patrick stole his wallet and paid for it.
 * 8) * Patrick promised to pass the Patty Pal over to SpongeBob on the day after, but like what we said, he refuses so he could play with it all day and all night long, which shows he screwed SpongeBob over all because he wanted to have a turn.
 * 9) * The next morning, Patrick lies that he is not home and is washing his "hair", even though you could still hear his voice, and he doesn't have hair, except on his armpits.
 * 10) * When Gary said that Patrick was a non-sharer, Patrick permanently removes Gary from his friend list, which is a very stupid reason to do that and comes off as a bad attempt at a joke.
 * 11) **Gary didn't seem to care about that anyway because even his reaction to Patrick's banishment from his friend list sums up everyone's reaction to this episode as a whole.
 * 12) **It's also illogical because Patrick and Gary are cousins, as revealed on the family tree in the Season 4 episode, "Rule of Dumb".
 * 13) * Patrick can't handle how many minutes/hours SpongeBob can play with the toy, but only accepts one second or none at all.
 * 14) * He and SpongeBob fight over the toy from Squidward's house all the way to the Krusty Krab.
 * 15) * Patrick then selfishly eats the toy, declaring that "if he can't have it, then no one can". But technically, he ultimately got to have it all to himself by eating it, contradicting his logic!
 * 16) * In the end, Mr. Krabs gives both SpongeBob and Patrick another toy, but Patrick steals SpongeBob's wallet to pay for the toy again before questioning SpongeBob if he has learned nothing about sharing, even though he himself has hardly learned anything.
 * 17) *The "mocking SpongeBob" face Patrick makes when hypocritically mocking SpongeBob's line "Sharing is the most wonderful feeling in the world, like dancing with a magical seahorse through an enchanted kelp garden" in this episode is extremely punchable.
 * 18) Speaking of Mr. Krabs, he stole a Krabby Patty from a random customer just so he could make the said toy named Patty Pal, which is a scummy thing of him to do. We get that Krabs is a cheapskate, but this is already low, even for him.
 * 19) This episode tries way too hard on making SpongeBob the one to blame, but fails because all he wanted to was have another turn with Patrick so he can play with the kiddie toy Mr. Krabs made for them.
 * 20) Speaking of taking a step too far, this episode does not portray the way Patrick behaves in this episode as bad behavior, let alone a kid take a good look at the episode only for the episode to make one of them think that this type of behavior is okay, when it actually is the other way around.
 * 21) *Despite this episode being about sharing, this episode leaves out two bad morals. One being that "showing refusal to share is okay", and the other being that "being selfish and spoiled is also okay", which are nothing but bald-faced lies.
 * 22) Inconsistency: Krabby Patties cost $2.99. However, SpongeBob says that a kiddie meal costs 1 dollar more ($3.99), then Squidward says "That will be $4.99."
 * 23) Bad ending: Patrick "borrows" SpongeBob's wallet to pay for the Patty Pals. This causes the latter to tell Patrick that was his money, to which he has the absolute nerve to ask "Have you learned nothing about sharing?"
 * 24) The title is a poor reference to the infamous 2005 film made by the same channel in its movie counterpart, "Yours, Mine & Ours".
 * 25) Unlike "The Card" - another "Patrick's a Jerk" episode which was redeemed by the ending - Patrick makes no attempt to give SpongeBob what he wants because he is too stubborn to even learn anything at all.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The design for Patty Pal is pretty creative and cute, reminiscent of the Pipsqueak Patty from a Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy episode from Season 3.
 * 2) Sandy at least tries to teach SpongeBob and Patrick why they should share the toy.
 * 3) At least SpongeBob and Patrick each get their own toy at the end (not that Patrick deserved another one, but at least he hopefully won't be asking SpongeBob to share his toy when Patrick already has his own now).
 * 4) Spongebob is still a likable character despite being immature, as it's hard not to root for him when you consider he just wants a turn with the toy he technically paid for.
 * 5) Squidward does have some funny moments, such as saying "I hate them" bluntly as SpongeBob and Patrick fight their way into his house.
 * 6) The milkshake license would be used again in a later episode, "License to Milkshake".
 * 7) Patrick does have some funny moments, such as: "I'm not home, please leave a message! Beeeeep...", "Have you learned nothing about sharing?" (despite being a hypocritical line), and having a dance party with Patty Pal.

Reception
Despite having a 6/10 on IMDB (mostly because its sister episode was more well-received), Yours, Mine and Mine was widely hated by fans of the series due to SpongeBob and Patrick acting very immature over a licensed toy from the Krusty Krab and Patrick being a selfish and detestable jerk towards SpongeBob.

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Trivia

 * This episode aired in Canada on January 11th, 2010 before airing in the USA on September 11th, 2010.
 * This episode was ranked as PhantomStrider's worst Patrick episode.
 * This episode ranked 2nd on Mr Enter's "Top 10 Worst Patrick's a Prick Episodes".
 * This episode ranked 2nd on Jem Reviews's "Top 10 Worst Spongebob Episodes".