Blog:SM64 Bloopers (Onyxking)

Bad Qualities

 * 1) To get the elephant out of the room: These episodes (or videos, bloopers, or machinimas as you like to call them) are rip-offed copies of SMG4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers. Especially, from 2014-2018 (or 2019-present to lesser extents).
 * 2) *Although, there might've been less SMG4 rip-off like episodes since the start of 2021. See GQ2 to see why.
 * 3) He has tried hard and hard to be as funny as SMG4, but the results are mediocre.
 * 4) Onyxking himself is an obvious clone of SMG4, despite the latter himself is in the series as a Co-Main character until 2021.
 * 5) *Once again, see GQ2 to see why.
 * 6) Aside from Onyxking, there are also some other characters that ripped off other SMG4 characters. For example:
 * 7) *EM64 is a clone of SMG3, but just like SMG4, he also appears in the series. Mainly in Battle of the Retarded Villains.
 * 8) *MC Hammer Bro is a clone of Fishy Boopkins because they're both Mario enemies who have their own names and talk in full sentences via voice acting. The only difference is that MC Hammer Bro's personality is a rapper. FoxFraud, his actor did a horrible job voicing him because he speaks too quiet and fast that you can't even understand what he's saying while Kevin Lerdwichagul (Luke/SMG4's brother) did a good job voicing Boopkins, and he was a much better character than MC. His rapping is also terrible. His appearances were short lived for only six episodes (not counting the final Battle of the Retarded Villains episode). His death in his last appearance was done very poor while SMG4's death sequences for Desti and Axol were done right.
 * 9) *Starlow is a clone of Bob Bobowski. And like MC, they're both characters from a game who also talk in full sentences. They both talk via Text to Speech without using any captions. However, Starlow is one of the tolerable characters in the series.
 * 10) *Grasshopper, while likable, is a poor attempt to introduce female OC characters to the cast like SMG4. Not to mention, she's also a rip-off of various female DC/Marvel heroines. Even Mario poked fun at her by calling her a "Spider-Man wannabe" in one episode. However, see GQ3.
 * 11) *Calem the Spider, despite not an SMG4 rip-off, is a rip-off of Jeff the Spider from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. He also has an extreme coffee addiction. In real life, coffee is toxic to insects and arachnids. He doesn't seem to look like a spider, but rather a purple frog with cat whiskers or a Walrus with arms, hands, legs and feet instead. And, let's not forget that he's just a poor attempt to include the addition of anthropomorphic OC characters like SMG4's Jeeves, Axol, JubJub and Karen.
 * 12) *Dave is an evil clone of Toast Guy, but with none of the charm and hilarity the latter had. What these two had in common is that they both have an intensive love/obsession/addiction for a prized possession of theirs with Toast Guy and his toast and Dave and his Marth Amiibo and they both go crazy and (try to) kill anyone if their possessions got stolen or destroyed. While Toast Guy's revenge against anyone who tries to eat, steal or destroy his toast was done entertainingly hysterical, Dave's was a little too cruel, because he threatened Mario and Onyxking if they don't get a replacement, he would kill them both.
 * 13) There are lots of unlikable/bland/personality-less characters oppositely compared to SMG4's cast of characters such as:
 * 14) *OnyxKing himself (Depending on your view)
 * 15) *EM64
 * 16) *Zelus
 * 17) *Ashley
 * 18) *MC Hammer Bro
 * 19) *Dave
 * 20) *Starman3
 * 21) *Calem the Spider
 * 22) *Bowser (Only when he's a host in Battle of the Retarded Villains)
 * 23) *Princess Peach (Sometimes whenever she's being unlikable as her flanderized SMG4 counterpart, such as "Peach makes EVERYONE go on BLIND DATES")
 * 24) *Sly Cooper (Only in "The Emerald Thief")
 * 25) *Reaper (Overwatch)
 * 26) *Death
 * 27) *Baldi (Only on "Mario's Basics (A Baldi's Basics Video)")
 * 28) *Whomp Columbo
 * 29) *Tubby McDonald (Who is a straight up copy pasted clone of Tubby Wonka from the SMG4 episode, "R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory)
 * 30) *Ronald McDonald
 * 31) *Professor Oak (Only in New Mario Snap, despite being a good video)
 * 32) *Sonic.exe (Only in ˢ̸͇͌A̶͓̓ᶰ̶̝̐n̸͉̏t̶̟̒i̶͊ͅ ̷̼̀P̸̱̉i̵̜͆r̶͖̿ạ̷͘č̷̹y̵̬̽ ̷̦̋Š̸̪c̴̘̒ȓ̶̰ḛ̸̈e̴̻͠n̵̺̽, despite also being an okay video)
 * 33) *Zeus
 * 34) *Mr. Waffles (Depending on your view)
 * 35) *Spookybob
 * 36) *Monika
 * 37) *The Clown (We Mario Few)
 * 38) *Amp-69
 * 39) *Sayori
 * 40) He has pretty terrible grammar. The texting sometimes has missing words or letters, or the words get mixed up that you can't understand what the characters are saying. One example is in "If Movies were Directed by Onyxking" where Toadsworth says to Wario, "Don't just grab it the treasure it could be booby trapped." and another one in "Mario Behind Bars" where a cop says "I'm gonna go myself some doughnuts, why don't you saw to your new cell mate".
 * 41) The voice acting for some characters are very loud, annoying, poor and mediocre. Especially from OnyxKing (starting from OnyxKing...Is...Fine), MC Hammer Bro and Calem the Spider.
 * 42) *OnyxKing's voice is EXTREMELY loud, even if he's talking in a normal tone.

Good Qualities

 * 1) Some SMG4 fans and machinimists may like this channel, despite most of the problems here.
 * 2) The videos did improve a little around late 2019. It got even more better in 2021 when Onyxking announced that he will be becoming less of an SMG4 rip-off such as removing SMG4 characters from the channel such as SMG4 himself and SMG3 (Who got turned into a crown by EM64 in BOTRV - THE FINAL ONE) and canceling his experimental sub-series projects that rip-offs SMG4's experimental projects whether are short lived, ended on a cliffhanger, or not such as Battle of the Retarded Villains and Onyxking's Random Crap, despite that there are still some videos that rip-off SMG4's episodes, but they're shown rarely recently.
 * 3) Some likable characters whether are still or new such as:
 * 4) *Mario (Who not only has the same retarded, but hilarious personality of SMG4's Mario, but at times is even a little more smarter than him, too)
 * 5) *Luigi
 * 6) *SMG4 (Despite no longer appearing after the Revenge of Zelus arc)
 * 7) *SMG3 (Despite mainly appearing in Battle of the Retarded Villains videos, and losing to EM64 and Zelus in the final episode)
 * 8) *Grasshopper (Despite being a half rip-off of SMG4's female OC's, half Marvel/DC Heroine reject)
 * 9) *Starlow (Despite being a female rip-off of Bob)
 * 10) *Toad (Who's still appearing in recent videos and still uses his Super Mario 64 design a lot, unlike SMG4 nowadays)
 * 11) *Princess Peach (Who appears to have less amounts of unlikability compared to SMG4's in 2019-present, despite having some)
 * 12) *Bowser (When he's not being the host of Battle of the Retarded Villains. And not to mention, he also still has more moments of being a villain and less of being a friend to Mario. Unlike SMG4's Bowser from 2018-present)
 * 13) *Wario (Same reason as Toad, Peach, and Bowser)
 * 14) *Waluigi (Same reason goes to him, too)
 * 15) *Onyxking (Sometimes, depending on your view)
 * 16) **Sometimes SMG4's classic, secondary, side, or recurring characters from his past whether they are Mario characters or not appear in the Onyxking Universe, but some either no longer appear, only appear in one video, just appears in smaller roles before or nowadays like SMG4's, just only gets one main role video so far or not, or to lesser extents, still appearing as of 2022 likable, or not such as:
 * 17) *Steve
 * 18) *The Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police
 * 19) *FightingMario54321
 * 20) *Old Man Hobo
 * 21) *The Teletubbies
 * 22) *Dr. Mario
 * 23) *Sonic the Hedgehog (Despite his main role only being in one episode so far, aside from cameos, recurring, or minor appearences)
 * 24) *Dr. Eggman (Despite also having a main role in one episode so far along with Sonic, Tails and Knuckles)
 * 25) *The Mario Recolors
 * 26) *Donkey Kong (Despite having a main role in one episode so far, along with Diddy Kong, Funky Kong and King K. Rool)
 * 27) *Daisy (Except for Princess Daisy's Dragon Maid)
 * 28) *Professor E. Gadd
 * 29) *Bowser Jr. (Except for Bowser's Story Time and Mario's Star Allies)
 * 30) *Various Mario Enemies and Bosses such as the Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Bob-Ombs, Shy Guys, Monty Moles, Boos, etc.
 * 31) *Ben
 * 32) *Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy
 * 33) *The Rock
 * 34) *Slenderman
 * 35) *Toast Guy
 * 36) **Occasionally, some one-time or minor characters of OnyxKing's are also likable, too. Even if they only appeared in a bigger role on one video so far or not such as:
 * 37) *Diddy Kong
 * 38) *Funky Kong
 * 39) *King K. Rool
 * 40) *Goro Akechi
 * 41) *Nora Valkyrie
 * 42) *Rash
 * 43) *The Toad (from Aardman's Flushed Away)
 * 44) *Knuckles the Echidna
 * 45) *Miles "Tails" Prower
 * 46) Unlike SMG4's Meggy, Shroomy (The former two depending on your view), and the OC's such as Saiko, Tari, Axol, and Melony, at least Onyxking's videos with his two OC's so far, Grasshopper and Calem the Spider, don't steal the spotlight and screentime from any characters who's not Mario, Luigi, Onyxking, EM64, and/or Starlow (the latter to lesser extents) as much as 2018-present SMG4 did, and yet many characters (mainly, if not, especially from the Mario franchise) still appear more than SMG4's nowadays, such as Peach, Toad, Wario, and Waluigi.
 * 47) *And speaking of Mario characters such as the latter four, at least they still use their N64 models more and don't overuse their Garry's Mod models. Once again, unlike 2018-present SMG4.
 * 48) As said before in GQ3, some characters in this series still have their personalities and traits from SMG4 such as Mario. Although, some of them have the same flawed personas that SMG4 still has like Luigi's Fear of Everything, Peach's Boss of Everyone (and sometimes her Mario abusing) and Bowser's less villainy, more friendly (despite not shown as much as SMG4's).
 * 49) *On the subject of Mario, like we said about Mario still being likable (despite having many flaws of his own that even SMG4's Mario wouldn't do) and still having his derpy persona, he's not only that, but (repeat) may even be smarter and intelligent than SMG4's Mario. One example of this is in Mario's Basics (A Baldi's Basics Video) where Mario is surprisingly able to answer the first two math questions correctly in the You Can Think Pad, while Mario in If Mario Was In... Baldi's Basics got all three questions incorrected.

Notable Bad Episodes/Ripoffs
NOTE: The episodes highlighted in Italic means their okay, decent or good episodes
 * 1) A Stupid Welcome (Previously known as "A Retarded Welcome; which also started the series on a bad note)
 * 2) Sleep Brawler
 * 3) Onyxking's Random Crap Birthday Edition
 * 4) Grand Theft Wario (A poor man's version of "If Mario Was In... GTA V"; which started the Super Wario 64 Bloopers sub series on a bland note)
 * 5) Battle of the Retarded Villains 2014 (Which started the Battle of the Retarded Villains videos on a bad note)
 * 6) Onyxking's Random Crap (YTR Editon)
 * 7) Waluigi's Mansion (A rip-off of Luigi's retarded mansion with early elements from Stupid Luigi's Mansion)
 * 8) The Teletubby Masquerade (A rip-off of Boil the Big Bully with early mixes of Where the Wild Teletubbies are)
 * 9) Love Is For The Shrooms (An early rip-off of Retarded 64: the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly)
 * 10) We Killed Miku!!
 * 11) Mario's Tunnel of Doom (Very Scary) (Depending on your view)
 * 12) Onyxking's Random Crap (Weegee Edition)
 * 13) Welcome to McDonalds (And it's sequel; An early rip-off of Mario Works at McDonalds)
 * 14) Mama Trucker (An episode that rips off and copies elements from various SMG4 videos such as Mario for Hire.)
 * 15) Night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria (Act I) (An obvious rip-off of Freddy's spaghettiria and Return to Freddy's spaghettiria)
 * 16) Double Cherry Trouble (A rip-off of Clone O' mario with early elements of Stupid Mario 3D All-Stars)
 * 17) The Emerald Thief
 * 18) Battle of the Retarded Villains 2015 (FOR REEL!!!)
 * 19) Another Night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria (Act II) (An early rip-off of Revenge of freddy's spaghettiria)
 * 20) The Amiibo Hunt (Depending on your view)
 * 21) Onyxking's Random Crap Godly Edition
 * 22) The Toadinator (A partial rip-off of Who let the chomp out?)
 * 23) Waluigi's Christmas Carol
 * 24) How to Train Your Yoshi (A rip-off of the SM64 Guides videos and Super Mario Guides: HOW TO CATCH POKEMON)
 * 25) Battle of the Retarded Villains 2016 (50K SUBS!)
 * 26) Shy Guy Island (A rip-off of SnowTrapped)
 * 27) Night At Fazbear's Fright (Act III)
 * 28) The Mario Orpheus
 * 29) Onyxking's Random Crap: Holiday Edition (Which ended the Onyxking's Random Crap series on a bad note)
 * 30) OnyxKing vs The Pokemon Championships Part 1 (and it's sequel)
 * 31) Battle of the Retarded Villains 2017 (70K SUBS!!)
 * 32) Princess Daisy's Dragon Maid (A Bowser torture episode)
 * 33) Final Night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria (Which ended the FNAF rip-off series on a poor note)
 * 34) Super Mario Mafia (A rip-off of such SMG4 episodes such as Mario the Scam Artist)
 * 35) Bowser's Story Time (A rip-off of the ending of Super Backwards Brothers turned into a whole episode)
 * 36) The Mushroom League (A rip-off of Mighty Morphin' Mario Rangers)
 * 37) Onyxking's Wacky Extras: The Mushroom League (A rip-off of SMG4's short lived TheAwesomeMario's Mario's EXTRAS videos)
 * 38) Mario Behind Bars (A Mario torture episode/An early rip-off of Mario's Prison Escape)
 * 39) Mario in Black and White (A Mario torture episode with a bad ending ripping off the ending of Mario The Waiter)
 * 40) If Video Games Were Directed by OnyxKing (And it's sequel, If Movies Were Directed by Onyxking; both of which are a ripped off mixture of The Movie Audition and SMOSH's If [Blank] Were Real series)
 * 41) Battle of the Retarded Villains 2018
 * 42) Mario Star Allies (A rip-off of If Mario Was In... Star Allies, Stupid Mario Rabbids and The Super Dudes, but without Kirby)
 * 43) Mario And The Ink Machine Chapter 1: Ink Boat Bendy (A rip-off of BENDY and the SPAGHETTI MACHINE)
 * 44) We Mario Few
 * 45) WarioWare Gold Rush (A rip-off of The Mario Channel's MARIO'S CHALLENGE with The Wacky Wario Bros. slapped on it; which also written off MC Hammer Bro very poorly)
 * 46) The Death of MC (With the ending ripping of the ending from Mario Preschool. Not only that, it's also an even worse machinima version of Alone Again, Natura-Diddily, Clown in the Dumps, and Life of Brian)
 * 47) MarioNite (A Fortnite Video) (A rip-off of Mario Battle Royale)
 * 48) The Italian Hobos (A Mario, Luigi, SMG4, and Onyxking torture episode rip-off of Stupid Mario Sports Mix; despite the good ending where an out of character Peach gets her comeuppance)
 * 49) Mario's Basics (A Baldi's Basics Video) (A rip-off of If Mario Was In... Baldi's Basics)
 * 50) Bowsette (Not only is a Bowser torture episode where EM64 is at his worst, but also a rip-off of Shell Shocked)
 * 51) The End of Luigi? (With the beginning being a rip-off of the beginning of Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!, which is also a Luigi torture episode)
 * 52) OnyxKing vs SMG4 (A rip-off of Mario VS Steve)
 * 53) Mariocise!! (A torture episode for Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser that's also a rip-off of Sonic the Derphog: Showdown of the idiots, High School Mario and Mario University)
 * 54) Super Smashdom: Ultimate!! (A misleading, false advertising rip-off of Stupid Smash Bros, The Smash 5 Trials, and The New Smash Bros)
 * 55) OnyxKing...Is...Fine (An OnyxKing torture episode that's a rip-off of There's Something Up With Meggy)
 * 56) Mario's Jumpscare Mansion!!
 * 57) Battle of the Retarded Villains - THE FINAL ONE
 * 58) Mario Crossing New Horizons! (A rip-off of If Mario Was In... Animal Crossing which is a torture episode for the Animal Crossing characters; Despite Mario getting his comeuppance at the end)
 * 59) Resident Mario Nemesis
 * 60) Peach makes EVERYONE go on BLIND DATES (Another Stupid Mario Sports Mix rip-off torture episode for Mario, OnyxKing and friends with Peach being at her worst; despite the good ending where she gets what she deserves by being forced to go on a date with Bowser)
 * 61) ˢ̸͇͌A̶͓̓ᶰ̶̝̐n̸͉̏t̶̟̒i̶͊ͅ ̷̼̀P̸̱̉i̵̜͆r̶͖̿ạ̷͘č̷̹y̵̬̽ ̷̦̋Š̸̪c̴̘̒ȓ̶̰ḛ̸̈e̴̻͠n̵̺̽ (A rip-off of SPAGHETTI.EXE)
 * 62) Mario vs Bowser's Fury (A rip-off of Stupid Bowser's Fury)
 * 63) New Mario Snap!! (Another Mario The Waiter rip-off mixed with Super Pokeman 64 with an out of character Professor Oak)
 * 64) Spider Infestation
 * 65) Mario works at IHOP! (A rip-off of Mario's Lemonade Stand)
 * 66) Mario Goes to Minecraft (A rip-off of various Minecraft related episodes such as The Minecraft Plague and If Mario Was In... Minecraft but without Steve)
 * 67) Luigi vs Little Nightmares (A Luigi torture episode)
 * 68) Mario Golf Super Rush
 * 69) The 4th of July Special (A rip-off of the Regular Show episode, Firework Run)
 * 70) Mario Sits on the Toilet (A misleading title episode rip-off of various SMG4 episodes where Mario gets sucked into very unusual areas where either certain allies help Mario get back home, or need Mario's help to stop a monster or villain that or who's terrorizing their village, such as the If Mario Was In... series.)
 * 71) 🎤Mario vs Friday Night Funkin🎤 (And it's sequel, which are rip-offs of If Mario Was In... Friday Night Funkin' and it's sequel)
 * 72) Fishing Trip Gone HORRIBLY WRONG!! 🎣 (A rip-off of Mario's Boat Trip)
 * 73) I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR (An Onyxking torture episode, that's not only a rip-off of ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր and Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door, but also the first episode to permanently censor the F and S words)
 * 74) Mario Joins Doki Doki Literature Club Plus (An extremely harsh Mario torture episode)
 * 75) Mario Joins Squid Game!! 🦑🎮 (A rip-off of If Mario Was In... SQUID GAME)
 * 76) Mario Legends Arceus (A Pokemon Legends Arceus Video) (Another Super Pokeman 64 knockoff)
 * 77) Mario vs Tifa! (A rip-off of various SMG4 episodes such as Mario the Olympian)
 * 78) Mario Sells NFTs! (A rip-off of Mario Gets Into NFTs)
 * 79) MARIO SWITCH SPORTS (Another rip-off of Stupid Mario Sports Mix with mixes of other sports related SMG4 episodes such as Stupid Mario Golf. Not only that, it's also another Peach Tortures Mario and friends episode, just like the plot from the former SMG4 episode it rip-offed from. She may also ripped off Jeeves from Stupid Mario Golf, even having Matt in this episode)