Blog:I am praised like a queen (FAKE ACTUALLY HAPPENED VID)

Hi I'm Janet and remember this ACTUALLY HAPPENED. I W A S B O R N A T A V E R Y Y O U N G A G E. I'm now in the only girl in the city as my mother died. *insert sound affect of gun shooting sound with mothers arms falling here* My dad got outraged at it. *insert screaming sounds that sound like Mr bean here* Ever since then I must be praised or I shall use my laser eyes to burn them then when that didn't work I got tackled to the ground. F E E L B A D F O R M E! And I eventually got 32 boyfriends I sleep with them all and if they stare at anything but me I shall kick them in the balls. Then one day my dad saw what was happening and was mad! *insert screaming sounds that sound like Mr bean here* he soon was getting to me I cannot tell what happened on YouTube but let's just say his banana went in my hole. Then the teacher said when I got pregnant I made a dumbass choice then I did my laser thing. F E E L B A D F O R M E! The End