Boat Smarts (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Boat Smarts is an episode from season five of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Plot
Mrs. Puff hosts a documentary about good and bad boaters starring Squidward and Spongebob.

Why It Forgot Its Boat Smarts

 * 1) Awful moral: If you are good at driving, you will get maimed for doing the right thing, and if you're bad at driving, you'll be just fine.
 * 2) It's basically your average Squidward torture episode, only this time, it's a Squidward and Mrs. Puff torture episode, as Squidward gets harm through all of SpongeBob's actions while Mrs. Puff gets wrecked and puffs upright on Squidward.
 * 3) Many violent moments, such as Squidward getting crushed in a spiked steamroller.
 * 4) SpongeBob (although, at least still likable) is being a reckless driver for being ignorant to the people he is running over.
 * 5) Hypocrisy: The infamous quote: "Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!" said by SpongeBob, a terrible driver.
 * 6) Squidward is maimed and tortured for doing the right thing, while SpongeBob, doing the wrong things, goes through unscathed.
 * 7) SpongeBob faces absolutely no consequences for his actions.
 * 8) Plot-hole: Why was there a spiked steamroller in the road? Won't that destroy the road?
 * 9) *For some weird reason, the road didn't get destroyed by the spiked steamroller, which is impossible in real life.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) A few funny moments here and there, such as the tire scene and the crash test scene.
 * 2) Everyone is surprisingly likable in this epiosde despite SpongeBob being a reckless driver.
 * 3) "Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep Spongebob Squarepants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together" is proof that the episode is aware that SpongeBob is unlikable.
 * 4) Squidward may have been tortured for doing the right thing, but it's meant to show the consequences of not doing what the episode tells you to do (though it would've been a bajillion times better had SpongeBob gotten arrested for all these things).
 * 5) A 2011 Toyota commercial used clips from this episode and it gives people far better morals, which are:
 * 6) Buckle up.
 * 7) Drive the speed limit.
 * 8) Never shave while driving.

Reception

 * This episode ranked number 10 on Mr Enter's "Top 10 Worst Squidward Torture Porns."
 * Imdb rated this a 6/10 overall with its sister episodes.

Trivia

 * As mentioned above, clips from this episode were used in a 2011 Toyota commercial.